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Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
05-20-2018, 04:14 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 3,233
Posted By steampunk c1

but it wont leak oil

but it wont leak oil
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
08-20-2017, 04:22 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,816
Posted By steampunk c1

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her...

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
08-20-2017, 04:18 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,816
Posted By steampunk c1

guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first...

guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it,"...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
08-05-2017, 02:00 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,651
Posted By steampunk c1

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a...

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
08-05-2017, 01:54 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,651
Posted By steampunk c1

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it...

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist." "I know,"...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
08-05-2017, 01:53 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,651
Posted By steampunk c1

“A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is...

“A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
08-05-2017, 01:52 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,651
Posted By steampunk c1

Two guys sneak into a farmer's orchard and start...

Two guys sneak into a farmer's orchard and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of whatever fruit you want," said...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
08-05-2017, 01:52 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,651
Posted By steampunk c1

“Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study...

“Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds. The study concluded...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
08-05-2017, 01:51 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,651
Posted By steampunk c1

“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument...

“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, "You aren't so good in bed either!" then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he'd better make amends and...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-21-2017, 01:05 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,135
Posted By steampunk c1

Do you ever worry about the NHS at all? (email...

Do you ever worry about the NHS at all? (email doing the rounds)
You should - These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in
NHS Greater Glasgow



1. The patient has no...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-21-2017, 01:04 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,135
Posted By steampunk c1

A tourist has spent many days lost in the...

A tourist has spent many days lost in the Australian outback without water.

His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has taken his last breath,when...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-21-2017, 01:01 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,135
Posted By steampunk c1

I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly...

I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized
I desperately needed to fart. The music was really,
really loud, so I timed my fart with the beat of the music.

After a couple of...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-21-2017, 01:00 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,135
Posted By steampunk c1

Irelands worst air disaster struck today when a 2...

Irelands worst air disaster struck today when a 2 seater planes crashed into a cemetery.

Irish rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies.

Digging continues.
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-21-2017, 12:59 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,135
Posted By steampunk c1

Mid winter cold blast wind rain minor flooding...

Mid winter cold blast wind rain minor flooding hay its winter.
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-21-2017, 12:54 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,135
Posted By steampunk c1

THREE WOMEN Three women friends, one in a...

THREE WOMEN

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work.

The conversation eventually drifted towards how...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-15-2017, 05:30 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,295
Posted By steampunk c1

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking...

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.
'What...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-15-2017, 05:29 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,295
Posted By steampunk c1

My small contribution goes as follows......... ...

My small contribution goes as follows.........


A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions,...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-15-2017, 05:26 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,295
Posted By steampunk c1

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an...

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-15-2017, 05:24 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,295
Posted By steampunk c1

Jews sank the Titanic The plane leaves...

Jews sank the Titanic

The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-15-2017, 05:23 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,295
Posted By steampunk c1

You're An EXTREME Redneck When... 1...

You're An EXTREME Redneck When...



1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2 The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-09-2017, 04:13 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,998
Posted By steampunk c1

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible...

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.


Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.

After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-09-2017, 04:12 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,998
Posted By steampunk c1

Golfers with no undies The Swede's wife...

Golfers with no undies


The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman!...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-09-2017, 04:11 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,998
Posted By steampunk c1

Postman One Monday morning the postman...

Postman


One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.

As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
07-09-2017, 04:10 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,998
Posted By steampunk c1

Ole and Sven are the best of friends, and they...

Ole and Sven are the best of friends, and they have these two girls on the string - Lena and Olga - who live together in an apartment.

One evening Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting
...
Forum: C1 & C2 Corvettes
06-18-2017, 07:38 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,826
Posted By steampunk c1

Get well Robbie

Get well Robbie
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