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Missing person**********
-Name: Ticketbait. AKA: "Hey you with the vette"
-Last Seen: Somewhere in SoCal and few sightings in Japan (Possibly mistaken for Gozilla)
-Last Date Reported: After Thanksgiving @ E6.
-Description: male, likes food, like to sleep. Wears pants, shirt, and ahhh did I forget something??
-Claim to Fame: Self proclaimed owner of "The Most Powerfu Stock Corvette Ever produced for retail production in the World, on this Planet"
-Reward: Box of week old Crispy Creams
Please return him to us ASAP.