Squirrel story
09-15-2003, 08:58 AM
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Squirrel story
Thought y'all might get a chuckle out of this.
I keep my vette over at my folks house. Their house is basically in
the woods and there is a freestanding two-car garage behind the house
that I converted into my Vette play-pen. Needless to say, being in
the woods, there are a lot of varmits around.
Picked up the Vette Saturday morning, had just left the drive-way,
when a squirrel jumps on my shoulder from the back. Let me tell ya,
those guys got one h^ll of a grip. At this point, I don't know what
has got a-hold of me; I'm just tryin' to keep from putting the car
in the ditch. The squirrel then jumped from my shoulder to my chest,
giving me a proctologist view of his azz. So now I'm screetching to
a stop with a facefull of tail-twitching squirrel-butt. And, of coarse,
he as a death grip on chest-hair, skin.....and.....one nipple.
My nipple, of coarse, he used as a launch point for his dive out the
window.
After he bailed, and I settled down, I grabbed a roll of certs I had
laying on the console. It was wet and gooey; he had been in there
licking on the certs. Well, I've learned to keep the windows up, and
the tops on, even it is in the garage. And the squirrel, hell, he got
fresh breath and a ride in a Corvette out of the deal. Hope he's a
hit with the lady squirrels.
[Modified by McphailK, 8:59 AM 9/15/2003]
I keep my vette over at my folks house. Their house is basically in
the woods and there is a freestanding two-car garage behind the house
that I converted into my Vette play-pen. Needless to say, being in
the woods, there are a lot of varmits around.
Picked up the Vette Saturday morning, had just left the drive-way,
when a squirrel jumps on my shoulder from the back. Let me tell ya,
those guys got one h^ll of a grip. At this point, I don't know what
has got a-hold of me; I'm just tryin' to keep from putting the car
in the ditch. The squirrel then jumped from my shoulder to my chest,
giving me a proctologist view of his azz. So now I'm screetching to
a stop with a facefull of tail-twitching squirrel-butt. And, of coarse,
he as a death grip on chest-hair, skin.....and.....one nipple.
My nipple, of coarse, he used as a launch point for his dive out the
window.
After he bailed, and I settled down, I grabbed a roll of certs I had
laying on the console. It was wet and gooey; he had been in there
licking on the certs. Well, I've learned to keep the windows up, and
the tops on, even it is in the garage. And the squirrel, hell, he got
fresh breath and a ride in a Corvette out of the deal. Hope he's a
hit with the lady squirrels.
[Modified by McphailK, 8:59 AM 9/15/2003]
09-15-2003, 09:04 AM
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Re: Squirrel story (McphailK)
That is funny. Lucky squirrel. I would have smacked him out the window before he had a chance to jump. That would have scared the shiznit out of me. :crazy:
09-15-2003, 09:06 AM
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Re: Squirrel story (McphailK)
Great story ..... I've got tears in my eyes from reading it and picturing it .... :lolg: Great start to my Monday ........ thanks :thumbs:
09-15-2003, 11:13 AM
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Re: Squirrel story (ROD NOCK)
I left my windows cracked overnight in the parking lot, and all I ended up with was a 2 inch spider on my hand! :crazy: Didn't quite have the shock value of a freaked-out squirrel tearing off your nipple! :lol:
-Chris
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09-15-2003, 11:41 AM
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Re: Squirrel story (Brettmc)
:lol: I had a similar experience with a stray cat. I left the vent window open and it crawled in. Unfortunately when the thing decided to pop out from under the seat of my pickup and bail out the window across my lap, I was doing 70MPH and I got to watch the cars behind me hit it in my rear view mirror. Scared the crap out me. Then I got home and found out the thing had had a litter of kittens under my passenger seat. Oy. :(
JB
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09-15-2003, 12:11 PM
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Re: Squirrel story (RUXperienced)
I actually had to put band-aid on my nip 'cause he dug so hard.
Still tryin' to figure out how iron that ridge out of my seat.
Guess I don't need explain how that got there....lol
[Modified by McphailK, 12:12 PM 9/15/2003]
Still tryin' to figure out how iron that ridge out of my seat.
Guess I don't need explain how that got there....lol
[Modified by McphailK, 12:12 PM 9/15/2003]
09-15-2003, 02:20 PM
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Re: Squirrel story (McphailK)
Those things can bite. Good thing you didn't touch him to throw him out or you could have been bitten.
Did you have to clean out your draws afterwards? :) :)
Did you have to clean out your draws afterwards? :) :)
09-15-2003, 02:29 PM
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Re: Squirrel story (norvalwilhelm)
Did you have to clean out your draws afterwards? :) :)
I'm just thankfull that it wasn't a 'possum.
09-15-2003, 03:05 PM
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Re: Squirrel story (McphailK)
:crazy: :lol: :lol:
