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Old 08-20-2003, 09:38 PM
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I posted this in OT, if you don't get over there, here it is again.

A blonde pushes her corvette into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says whats the story? He replies, Just crap in the carburetor. She asks, How often do I have to do that?


Hope its not a dupe. Funny still.

Old 08-20-2003, 10:26 PM
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:lolg:


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Old 08-21-2003, 01:01 AM
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:lol: Very funny. Although, I don't know what's funnier: the joke or the fact I didn't get it right away :lol:
Old 08-21-2003, 02:46 AM
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Thats funny.... :lol:
Old 08-21-2003, 02:50 AM
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Ha..Ha.. :lolg: :lolg:
Old 08-21-2003, 08:42 AM
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Once TTT for those who missed.
Old 08-21-2003, 06:33 PM
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Eddie 70, thanks I needed a good laugh. :rofl: :rofl:
Old 08-21-2003, 06:51 PM
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:lol: Thats funny. And its simple too. Simple enough for me to remember. I hear alot of jokes but only can remember a few when it comes time to tell them. Now that one I think I can remember. Wait a minute...how does it go again... awww shucks :banghead:
Old 08-21-2003, 07:06 PM
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:lol:
Old 08-21-2003, 07:47 PM
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:lolg: :lol: :lolg:
Old 08-21-2003, 08:31 PM
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:lol:
Old 08-21-2003, 11:48 PM
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:lol: Did you hear the one about the blonde who couldn't find her oil cap under the hood. The only cap she found was the "710" cap. (oil upside down)
Old 08-22-2003, 08:37 AM
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That joke is so old, I fell of my dinosaur laffing the 1st time I heard it.
Old 08-22-2003, 08:52 AM
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:lolg: good un!

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