Cali,68,L-79

I have been snapping shots going to and from work of ricers/ weirdos and giving them to RICEBOY.COM but I missed one today, forgot the camera, but had to share cause it just killed me. I'm driving home in my plain jane 93 Civic and rice boy pulls aside me and reves his briggs and straton to 12K and takes off for another 18 second quarter mile run. Anyhow next light I stop directly behind him and am staring at the 4" exhaust tips hanging from his hidious bodywork and upon closer examination the left tip is completely void of carbon residue on the inside. As he changed lanes I got a side shot and he had welded a clamp to the muffler and probably bolted it to the bumper brace/ frame brace. There was no exhaust piping going anywhere near it! It wasn't attached to the exhaust at all. That's frigging ridiculous! Y-pipes/ splitters whatever their called can be made for under $20. Here he thought he was looking so cool and I had to give him a thumbs up as I laughed trying to force back the tears. :lol: :lol:

PatsLs1vette

:lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: toooo funny

Cali,68,L-79

SIZE DOES MATTER!

Based on this theory them Merlin would require 14" diameter exhaust tips. :jester

Cali,68,L-79

"Don't Forget My Name"

"In case there was any confusion, this high performance wagon (and obviously, it must be high performance, look at that exhaust!) is a Saturn. Everyone knows that yellow is the color of speed, so many of this car's parts are accented with yellow, including the single wiper conversion in the front (to match the single wiper in the back, perhaps?) and the side mirrors. In many forms of racing where a team may run multiple, identical-looking cars in a race, they often paint the mirrors different colors to differentiate between the different drivers. Perhaps the owner of this car has a friend with a car just like it?

And if you ever happen to catch this guy in your rear view mirror at the end of a race and were wondering what kind of car you just wasted, fear not, the owner of this vehicle has conveniently placed a reversed banner in his windshield so that those viewing his car through rear-view mirrors can also get the pleasure of knowing that this car is a Saturn. Just in case you didn't know."




[Modified by Cali,77,L-82, 10:23 PM 1/24/2003]

Cali,68,L-79

http://www.ecubed.com/bmw/CrapBMWDelSol/

Crash Dummy

Damn if those Tiajuana low riders with dice aren't looking mighty good after this set of posts.

Where can we get one of these things by the way? Maybe we can torch the dealership before these things spread. :lol:

'79ProwlerOrange

They already have! :cry :cry :cry

Cali,68,L-79

Check it out yourself http://www.riceboypage.com/ lots of funny stuff in there. :jester

MN-Brent

I once saw a caravan of ricers cruisen the highway here in Mpls - all oriental dudes by the way - and due to the low ride springs, these cars were shaking back and forth (front to rear) so much that I'm completely surprised one of em didnt wipe out. They were doing about 80.

Everyone of them looked nervous- I'd say uncomfortable as they passed us.

I could see people in other cars laughing just as I was. It was a bizarre site

They were all decked out right out the FATF movie.

Brent...

88'Cubka

lol, I have pictures of a ricer from here in reno. If someone wants to host them up, send me a message and I will send them to ya! :cheers: (its a red/purple civic hatchback, with a wing above the back window lol)

Schmucker

I like to hand out Ricecop tickets from ricecop.com. It's fun.

74FLCONV

Kinda like this?



Ice, ice baby...

D. Ocean
Miami, FLA

Cali,68,L-79

SanDiegoPaul

And if you ever happen to catch this guy in your rear view mirror at the end of a race and were wondering what kind of car you just wasted, fear not, the owner of this vehicle has conveniently placed a reversed banner in his windshield so that those viewing his car through rear-view mirrors

Yea but he's got TWO CAMZZZZZZZ. Think I can catch him??
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cali,68,L-79

Paul only if you add a lot more stickers.

:steering:

SanDiegoPaul

Paul only if you add a lot more stickers.

OK COOL! :yesnod: At least they are CHEAP! :hat

Cali,68,L-79

Paul I IM'D you.

Metal Wulf

:lolg:

e3pres

:lolg::lolg::lolg::lolg::lolg:

Cali,68,L-79

Dude is that seriously a real movie? God help us.