You might be a vettoholic if.....
01-10-2003, 11:00 AM
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St. Jude Donor '12
You might be a vettoholic if.....
1) You wash you car more than your body
2) taking your children to the park means droping them off, and circling the park in your vette.
3) you have more money in your car than you house is worth.
4) you car has more horse-power than your mini-van, honda-civic, and motorcycle put together.
5)if you have more picutres of corvettes in your house than famly photos
6) you have more than one corvette key chain on the same set of keys
7) you own more tools than home-depot
8) if the first picture in your wallet is your vette and then you wifes
9) if you send out invitation on corvette stationary
and last but not least.......
10) if you spend more money a month on your vette than rent
I just though of these real quick post any others you feel might be true.
Thanks guys!
2) taking your children to the park means droping them off, and circling the park in your vette.
3) you have more money in your car than you house is worth.
4) you car has more horse-power than your mini-van, honda-civic, and motorcycle put together.
5)if you have more picutres of corvettes in your house than famly photos
6) you have more than one corvette key chain on the same set of keys
7) you own more tools than home-depot
8) if the first picture in your wallet is your vette and then you wifes
9) if you send out invitation on corvette stationary
and last but not least.......
10) if you spend more money a month on your vette than rent
I just though of these real quick post any others you feel might be true.
Thanks guys!
01-10-2003, 11:11 AM
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Re: You might be a vettoholic if..... (Neil350)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
01-10-2003, 01:21 PM
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Re: You might be a vettoholic if..... (Neil350)
8) if the first picture in your wallet is your vette and then you wifes
:grouphug: Sorry couldn't resist....
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01-10-2003, 02:12 PM
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Re: You might be a vettoholic if..... (Tominator)
#11) if you have ever apologized to it after cussing your mouth off shortly after busting your knuckles. :D
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01-10-2003, 03:23 PM
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Re: You might be a vettoholic if..... ('79ProwlerOrange)
#12) You softly ask her how she's feeling as you enter the cold garage.
#13) You delay your departure to work, so you can grind the birdcage for an hour.
Ok -I admit to both of these this morning !! Got into work at noon :eek:
#13) You delay your departure to work, so you can grind the birdcage for an hour.
Ok -I admit to both of these this morning !! Got into work at noon :eek:
01-10-2003, 04:00 PM
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Re: You might be a vettoholic if..... (Neil350)
* You talk to your Vette
* Your Vette talks back
* You've slept in your Vette
* You believe there is no replacement for displacement
* You like to cruise with SHARKS and STINGRAYS
* You have a need for speed
* You've tasted yout Vette's oil
* You have a Vette tattoo
* You own Vette underwear
* You are wearing Vette underwear right now
* You enjoy driving in a reclined position
* You can handle scorching cabin heat
* You are willing to buy parts before food
* You see four circles and think Vette tail lights
:cheers:
* Your Vette talks back
* You've slept in your Vette
* You believe there is no replacement for displacement
* You like to cruise with SHARKS and STINGRAYS
* You have a need for speed
* You've tasted yout Vette's oil
* You have a Vette tattoo
* You own Vette underwear
* You are wearing Vette underwear right now
* You enjoy driving in a reclined position
* You can handle scorching cabin heat
* You are willing to buy parts before food
* You see four circles and think Vette tail lights
:cheers:
01-11-2003, 08:19 PM
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Re: You might be a vettoholic if..... (NHvette)
#14> You spend so much time on the Corvette forum that you are afraid to check a thread entitled "You might be a vettoholic if......" for fear of finding out they are talking about you..... :lol:
01-11-2003, 09:28 PM
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Re: You might be a vettoholic if..... (Neil350)
5)if you have more picutres of corvettes in your house than famly photos
In our shop at work I have 3 pictures of my vette on my locker. :D
01-11-2003, 09:38 PM
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Re: You might be a vettoholic if..... (Eddie 70)
#16)Your "Family" vacations are trips to Bloomington, Carlisle, various NCRS meets............................. :lol: :lol: :lol:
