BAD-L88

10. Your so-called "speed limits" mean nothing to me flatfoot. I live my life one quarter-mile at a time.

9. You again? I thought I lost you at that last red light.

8. Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy?

7. I am not the droid you're looking for. You don't need to see my papers.

6. Darn! My radar detector must be broken again.

5. You better hurry up with that ticket. Dunkin' Donuts closes in 15 minutes.

4. You're not going to search my trunk are you?

3. How about you watch my friend Ben Franklin while I get my registration?

2. Sorry I was speeding officer, but your daughter said she had to be home by eleven.

1. Hey Barney! How are things in Mayberry?

0Mike69@ECS

:eek: :D :lol: :lol:

Ganey

Cop- You got any mufflers on this car?

:cool: You got a flashlight see for yourself.

About 16 & he was writing the 3rd ticket.


[Modified by Ganey, 6:21 AM 2/11/2002]

Warp70

Way to funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I know why there is police brutality with comments like those :yesnod:

stickboy

:lol: LMAO

Armstrong

How about " I thought you didn't want to see me again officer "

yellow 72

My personal favorite...

"officer could you hold my beer so I can reach my license"

Golden80

"Do you know how fast you were driving, son?"

"No sir, I don't. The speedo stops at 140."

:lol:

Ganey

The sign said 95. :crazy:

Cop- That's I-95 ! Good thing I stopped you before I-160 ! :eek:

MotorHead

"I'll have a hamburger and a chocolate shake" :D

74-Roadster

I know this is bad, but since no one got hurt and we learned our lesson, I have to share this . . .

Back in the college days, a friend came to visit at me one weekend and after a night of heavy drinking (and multiple strikeouts), we decided to go drive around by the football stadium. My friend was driving and yes we had beer in the car and we we're still drinking. :nono: We got all turned around and ended up driving across a large field to get back on the main blvd through campus. Half-way through campus, we get pulled over. My friend, who majored in criminal justice none-the-less, was really scared. I told him I'd go stall the cop while he hid the beer. I run back to the cop and start talking to him. He let me talk for a while and then asked if he could have the beer I was still holding onto! :eek: I gave him the beer and we walked up to my friend still in his mom's car. We both looked in the window and Steve was pouring two beers out at a time right in the floorboard. :lol: :lol: :lol: We had over 1/2 a case left!!!! The cop lectured us and escorted us back to my dorm making us promise to never drink and drive again. The next morning, beer was still standing in the floorboard of his mom's car and it stunk!

As for me, I never let anyone drink and drive again. I think my friend did better as well but I can't be sure. :cheers:

bence13_33

Ganey:
Ganey, you rebel you :D. I take it this was a first-hand account :)?


[Modified by bence13_33, 9:25 PM 2/12/2002]

LAvetteman

Cop- Did you see that Stop sign son?
Me- Yes sir, but I didn't see you.
:lol:

rhoeven

COP: sooo you nice guy, you tried to outrun me huh?

Oh noooo Sir, you see, last week my wife ran away with a cop and I was afraid he wanted to return her.

Roger

Ganey

You got that right. Actually may have been 17 & told him You got a flashlight crawl under there & see for yourself. It is tuff to get info. on my Hot Rods. Evidently lived about like
:blueangel: :cool: :blueangel:

:cool: