RICE RICE BABY....
12-27-2001, 01:20 AM
#1
Safety Car
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RICE RICE BABY....
again..from somewhere in the forum.......Yo, VTEC, lets kick it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Alright stop - collaborate and listen,
Rice is back with a brand new invention.
Chopped springs, they hug the road tightly,
6 inch exhaust tip flows really loud nightly.
Will it ever stop, yo,
I don't know,
hit my neon lights and I'll glow.
To the extreme my car looks like a candle,
and the paint job - it was done by a vandal.
Dance, I got a speaker that booms,
this ain't a car, it's a mobile sound room.
Deadly, listen to the melody,
if it was louder yo, it'd be a felony.
Love it or leave it you can't gain way,
with my Type-R sticker I'll lose you any day.
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it, check out
my rims while my front drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Now that my suspension is jumpin',
my bumber hits tha ground, but who cares I'm a thumpin'.
Quick to the point, to the point no fakin',
cookin' mopeds like a pound of bacon.
Burning 'em, cause I'm quick and nimble,
you can't fade me and my VTEC symbol.
In your souped up GN or 5.0...
I'm on a roll,
I always ride solo.
Rollin', in my 2 point 0,
it runs low 18's, yo, that really ain't slow.
The girlies on stand by,
don't even want to say "Hi".
Did ya stop? No, I just flew by.
Kept on, pursuing to the next block,
I bust a left and I'm headin' to the next stop.
The block was dead, yo, so I continued to A-1-A,
Detroit Avenue!
The girls looked hot wearing less than bikinis, I
saw a few chumps drivin' stock Lamborghinis.
Jealous, cause I'm out drivin' mine,
ready to race 'cuz my Nittos lookin' fine.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Take heed, 'cause I'm a Honda poet,
Akimoto's on the scene just in case ya didn't know it.
My exhaust tip, created all the bass sound,
rumbles enough to put holes in the ground.
'Cause my ride's style is so reeeeeeeeeeeeal, with
an exhaust tone that ya can feeeeeeeel.
4 foot spoiler, it's a hell uva concept, my ride is hype, and you wanna step
WITH THIS.
In my rearview you'll fade,
slice like a Ginsu -sounds like a Kitchen-Aid.
So fast, that all the V8's say "d*mn ", if rice was a drug I'd sell it by the gram.
Keep my composure when the front tire breaks loose,
magnetized by the kick of 30 horse juice.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Yo, we outta here...
E-Brake burnouts to your mother!
[Modified by 1bad69, 12:21 AM 12/27/2001]
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Alright stop - collaborate and listen,
Rice is back with a brand new invention.
Chopped springs, they hug the road tightly,
6 inch exhaust tip flows really loud nightly.
Will it ever stop, yo,
I don't know,
hit my neon lights and I'll glow.
To the extreme my car looks like a candle,
and the paint job - it was done by a vandal.
Dance, I got a speaker that booms,
this ain't a car, it's a mobile sound room.
Deadly, listen to the melody,
if it was louder yo, it'd be a felony.
Love it or leave it you can't gain way,
with my Type-R sticker I'll lose you any day.
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it, check out
my rims while my front drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Now that my suspension is jumpin',
my bumber hits tha ground, but who cares I'm a thumpin'.
Quick to the point, to the point no fakin',
cookin' mopeds like a pound of bacon.
Burning 'em, cause I'm quick and nimble,
you can't fade me and my VTEC symbol.
In your souped up GN or 5.0...
I'm on a roll,
I always ride solo.
Rollin', in my 2 point 0,
it runs low 18's, yo, that really ain't slow.
The girlies on stand by,
don't even want to say "Hi".
Did ya stop? No, I just flew by.
Kept on, pursuing to the next block,
I bust a left and I'm headin' to the next stop.
The block was dead, yo, so I continued to A-1-A,
Detroit Avenue!
The girls looked hot wearing less than bikinis, I
saw a few chumps drivin' stock Lamborghinis.
Jealous, cause I'm out drivin' mine,
ready to race 'cuz my Nittos lookin' fine.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Take heed, 'cause I'm a Honda poet,
Akimoto's on the scene just in case ya didn't know it.
My exhaust tip, created all the bass sound,
rumbles enough to put holes in the ground.
'Cause my ride's style is so reeeeeeeeeeeeal, with
an exhaust tone that ya can feeeeeeeel.
4 foot spoiler, it's a hell uva concept, my ride is hype, and you wanna step
WITH THIS.
In my rearview you'll fade,
slice like a Ginsu -sounds like a Kitchen-Aid.
So fast, that all the V8's say "d*mn ", if rice was a drug I'd sell it by the gram.
Keep my composure when the front tire breaks loose,
magnetized by the kick of 30 horse juice.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Yo, we outta here...
E-Brake burnouts to your mother!
[Modified by 1bad69, 12:21 AM 12/27/2001]
12-27-2001, 09:34 AM
#5
Re: RICE RICE BABY.... (1bad69)
I'm with Superfast, you do need help. However I could have probably teased you more if I didnt used to own a tape of the original. :bb Are you Canada's weird Al Yankovic? That was very creative. :cheers:
12-27-2001, 08:09 PM
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Re: RICE RICE BABY.... (bandy123)
the hood was on the car when i bought it.pretty much everything i envisioned to do to the year i wanted was done. the rice thing was on a site i found. it said that they were from this forum.i guess someone must have posted them awhile back...i could not resist..they are hilarious...
12-30-2001, 12:57 AM
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Re: RICE RICE BABY.... (ScubaJKD)
Old forum classic. Been looking for the full version for about 2 years now since I formatted my hard drive.
You da man. I plan to mix it as soon as I get back to my equipment in California. Want me to post it when I get done?
You da man. I plan to mix it as soon as I get back to my equipment in California. Want me to post it when I get done?
12-30-2001, 09:22 AM
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Re: RICE RICE BABY.... (Berserker78)
Old forum classic. Been looking for the full version for about 2 years now since I formatted my hard drive.
You da man. I plan to mix it as soon as I get back to my equipment in California. Want me to post it when I get done?
You da man. I plan to mix it as soon as I get back to my equipment in California. Want me to post it when I get done?
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01-17-2002, 09:22 PM
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Re: RICE RICE BABY.... (1bad69)
That is friggen funny. Had me laughing the entire time I sang it to myself... Man, hahahahah. Funny Very Funny.