A RICER CHRISTMAS...
12-27-2001, 01:16 AM
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A RICER CHRISTMAS...
A "Ricer" Christmas !!!
'Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
was a domestic 454 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Corvette, even with it's big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Corvette erupts in clouds of tire smoke
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that 454 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big Rat gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any in that silly thing"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night.
:lol: :yesnod: :lol:
[Modified by 1bad69, 9:13 PM 12/27/2001]
'Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
was a domestic 454 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Corvette, even with it's big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Corvette erupts in clouds of tire smoke
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that 454 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big Rat gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any in that silly thing"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night.
:lol: :yesnod: :lol:
[Modified by 1bad69, 9:13 PM 12/27/2001]
12-27-2001, 10:53 AM
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Re: A RICER CHRISTMAS... (1bad69)
:lol: :yesnod: oh so true :)
12-28-2001, 09:55 AM
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Re: A RICER CHRISTMAS... (73 LS-4)
I liked it so much I gave a copy to my friend who drive an Accura Integra Type-R. He has always wanted to race me, but I told him that it didn't matter if he was faster or not, because I own a classic, and he has no re-sale value. :yesnod: