1Bad69

Found this on the net...said it came from corvetteforum...Sing this to the tune of My favorite Things from the Sound of Music

Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow stickers
Turn up the volume my headlight will flicker
I think I look cool from the attention I bring...
Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs.


Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions
Speakers so loud that you'll scream in submission
My car really flies 'cause it has this big wing...
But nothing compares to cutting my springs.


When the bull stops, when the money talks, when I might lose face...
I suddenly remember what my car can't do...and then I refuse to race!


Day-glow orange shift ***** and whiteface temp gauges
Low-profile tires make me think I'm courageous
Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
They're part of the package from cutting my springs.


Coffee-can mufflers and Calvin peeing
People around me don't like what they're seeing
They're all so jealous, for I am the king......
I rule the street after cutting my springs!


When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I can't wait...
If I'm such a stud after cutting my springs...Why can't I get a date?

:lol: :lol:


[Modified by 1bad69, 9:14 PM 12/27/2001]