id post the pic if I new how

I once had this really hot girlfriend who, when I was driving, really loved to...never mind...I have to be excused.

This trend started about half a dozen years ago on various cars. Integrating the lamps into the shape of the wheel opening cleans up the styling by eliminating the clutter of clearance lights mounted in the middle of a smooth panel.

Explains the clumsy steering wheel (<-- its his shower faucet he was steering) of your forgettable transport, and why you couldn’t recall getting out of bed. (<---He slept in his bath tub) let alone how you made it half way to your destination without so much as a rational thought. <---He can't remember how he got in his bath tub I couldn’t recollect what songs had played on the radio (<--- Cause bath tubs have no radio) :confused2:
or what I had eaten for breakfast. My mind was completely numb. http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6...cc6bo1_500.gif<---I wonder why :rofl:

I would soon be startled by something I had never seen before. <-- Little Rubber duck's :woohoo: As I emerged from beneath a cold gray concrete overpass, I caught a glimpse of pure beauty heading towards me in the distance. (<--- His wife)The sun was blinding as I immediately became aware of my surroundings. (<---His wife opened the washroom blinds) I was awestruck as our baths began to cross. I counted 7, 8, 9 <-- Rubber Duckies)or more of them before fixating my attention on just one. This object of my fascination was completely sheathed in white silk,(aka white bubble bath foam) showing only a sleek feminine silhouette and the faintest glimpse of skin. (<---His own leg)Suddenly the wind caused a ripple in the white satin covers, <--- He got an errection that caused a ripple in his bath tub allowing a brief glance of the beauty hidden underneath. It was at that moment that I realized my excitement had drawn to a climatic scream of pleasure. It was at that moment I realized I was alive! <------ His wife wacked him with a frying pan on the head :lolg:

You know the old saying Joe ............ "Different strokes for different folks ................" :woohoo::rofl: