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Maxx_Z06 12-10-2012 08:39 AM


Originally Posted by 95rtturbo (Post 1582530235)
I'm just baffled that there is a "fast" Beretta out there. Also, FWIW, your Corvette should get better gas mileage than the POS Beretta.

:iagree:

BeastlyC5 12-10-2012 08:41 AM

If I unplug the spark plug wires on the cylinders I don't need, will it still be injecting fuel into them? I'm not understanding this. Should I worry more about the injectors?

95rtturbo 12-10-2012 08:43 AM


Originally Posted by BeastlyC5 (Post 1582530258)
If I unplug the spark plug wires on the cylinders I don't need, will it still be injecting fuel into them? I'm not understanding this. Should I worry more about the injectors?

Seriously, just sell the car.

On a more "serious" note, I'm curious as to what gas mileage you get in both your Vette and Beretta?

BeastlyC5 12-10-2012 08:52 AM

Getting around 25 on the highway. Well under 20 city.
My Beretta is fast and it easily gets over 20 city. Not sure highway.

95rtturbo 12-10-2012 08:55 AM


Originally Posted by BeastlyC5 (Post 1582530333)
Getting around 25 on the highway. Well under 20 city.
My Beretta is fast and it easily gets over 20 city. Not sure highway.

Define "fast". Also curious as to what mods you have - it would take basically a complete engine swap to make a Beretta "fast". And with all that, you wouldn't have a "fuel efficient" Beretta. So you either have a slow Beretta with decent gas mileage, or a "quick" Beretta with crappy gas mileage.

You should be getting closer to 30 on the highway, and high teens in the city (in the Vette).

STALION 12-10-2012 08:57 AM


Originally Posted by GettReal (Post 1582529308)
What a fake post... IB4TL

Must be from the Beretta forum playing a prank on the vette forum:rofl::rofl::rofl:

STALION 12-10-2012 08:59 AM


Originally Posted by BeastlyC5 (Post 1582530333)
Getting around 25 on the highway. Well under 20 city.
My Beretta is fast and it easily gets over 20 city. Not sure highway.

I find this somewhat hard to believe. I had a beretta as a second vehicle and the gas mileage was worse the my C5, and to top it off my C5 has mods. Are you sure your calculating your consumption correctly?

Todds427 12-10-2012 09:07 AM

This post is making me LOL. You can't find a high performance car that gets better mileage than a Vette. I would sell the Beretta! :rock:

2KFRC5 12-10-2012 09:14 AM

December 2012 has sure brought in a few new trolls for some reason. Full moon all month?

Just remove 4 spark plugs of your choice and be done with it.

MSG C5 12-10-2012 09:15 AM


Originally Posted by crazystevex (Post 1582529749)
I'm with the guys calling Troll on this one...doesn't know anything about cars yet his daily driver is a riced out beretta(which could explain not knowing anything about cars)??? Not buying it. Though it is rather funny :rofl:

Actually, I admire his troll-ish creativity! That fact that he took the time to find a picture of a Beretta (a car which I completely forgot ever existed) is classic. Plus the first post/first picture being shirtless adds to the mystique!

Thanks! I really enjoyed a nice laugh to start out the week.

...and in answer to the OP's original question, I suggest pulling out every other cylinder. That way, the reduced engine power is evenly distributed, your gas mileage improves to 45MPH highway and the Corvette ride-adjusted swaybars and suspension will sense the reduced horsepower and the Corvette DIC will automatically convert to "Civic Mode".

Good luck!

:cheers:

95rtturbo 12-10-2012 09:20 AM

And then on top of all this - check out his username! Good stuff. I'm confused as to why he didn't choose "BeastlyBeretta"?

Carcass 12-10-2012 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by BeastlyC5 (Post 1582530210)
You know...lots of people who buy a Veyron will never get it over 150mph.

True-all my friends with Veyrons just drive them to the grocery store and back-if you read the fine print in the owners manual,that's what they're really made for.

Just leaving the Vette in the garage,and getting a "My Other Car is a Corvette" bumper sticker for the Beretta will save the most gas,and people will still say "Wow-that guy's got a Vette"

BeastlyC5 12-10-2012 09:24 AM

It's a 2.8L. I have a custom bosal exhaust on it and some spark plug wires that were already on it when I got it.
I'm not saying it's faster than the vette, although it does feel pretty damn quick. I'm just saying that it gets me good gas mileage. I don't fill it up as often but I drive it more since it's my daily car.
C'mon, I can't be the only one who is asking this? I have been looking and there are several others complaining about the bad gas mileage. All i'm looking for is a permanent solution, but I don't want to get rid of it because I love the car so much. Help me out here.
It's a fact that 4 cylinder engines get better gas mileage. I'm not crazy you know.

95rtturbo 12-10-2012 09:30 AM


Originally Posted by BeastlyC5 (Post 1582530556)
It's a 2.8L. I have a custom bosal exhaust on it and some spark plug wires that were already on it when I got it.
I'm not saying it's faster than the vette, although it does feel pretty damn quick. I'm just saying that it gets me good gas mileage. I don't fill it up as often but I drive it more since it's my daily car.
C'mon, I can't be the only one who is asking this? I have been looking and there are several others complaining about the bad gas mileage. All i'm looking for is a permanent solution, but I don't want to get rid of it because I love the car so much. Help me out here.
It's a fact that 4 cylinder engines get better gas mileage. I'm not crazy you know.

All you have is an exhaust on it? That car wouldn't even be in the 15s, and would struggle to be in the 16s. To even remotely compare the power to a 6 speed C5 Vette is laughable.

A permanent solution is to sell the car.

BeastlyC5 12-10-2012 09:30 AM


Originally Posted by 2KFRC5 (Post 1582530500)
December 2012 has sure brought in a few new trolls for some reason. Full moon all month?

Just remove 4 spark plugs of your choice and be done with it.

Is it safe on the engine in the long run?

BeastlyC5 12-10-2012 09:31 AM


Originally Posted by 95rtturbo (Post 1582530599)
All you have is an exhaust on it? That car wouldn't even be in the 15s, and would struggle to be in the 16s. To even remotely compare the power to a 6 speed C5 Vette is laughable.

A permanent solution is to sell the car.

Wow, I never compared them. You should learn to read. C'mon you guys.

95rtturbo 12-10-2012 09:35 AM


Originally Posted by BeastlyC5 (Post 1582530609)
Wow, I never compared them. You should learn to read. C'mon you guys.

You said "it does feel pretty damn quick". We are telling you it is not. A 16 second car is not even remotely quick. Nor does a 2.8L Beretta get good gas mileage by today's standards - it is a dinosaur of a car.

I can't believe you are taking the "pull 4 spark plugs" comment seriously. C'mon man!

Chilliwack vettes 12-10-2012 09:36 AM


Originally Posted by BeastlyC5 (Post 1582529003)
.....
I drive a prestine Chevy Beretta which sips fuel, despite it being a really quick car(bunch of mods), and it's almost painful when I have to fill up the vette so often.
......

Tis the season for Trolls!

If you drive the Vette with a light foot, it will get better mileage than the Beretta!

http://fueleconomydb.com/index.php?-...=40&-mode=list

BeastlyC5 12-10-2012 09:41 AM


Originally Posted by Chilliwack vettes (Post 1582530642)
Tis the season for Trolls!

If you drive the Vette with a light foot, it will get better mileage than the Beretta!

http://fueleconomydb.com/index.php?-...=40&-mode=list

I have an '89 with a 2.8L. Those aren't for the 2.8.

2KFRC5 12-10-2012 09:46 AM


Originally Posted by BeastlyC5 (Post 1582530601)
Is it safe on the engine in the long run?

You betcha.:thumbs:

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