Someone told her to do a donut

She was baked.

I wouldn't be surprised if she came down with a yeast infection........:leaving:

I was going to have a crumb-y comeback, but I'll pass:ack:

Good idea, it would leave an aftertaste....:D

I bet she did it because she didn't have enough bread for a C5. :yesnod::lol:

Good thing she was going shopping
http://nuckingfutsmama.com/wp-conten...03/barfbag.jpg

But now her C4 is toast...barely escaped with her buns intact..

Yeap...her car is cooked.

Vomitarily speaking, well yes..nothing like a hot bag of gut goo to whet the appetite!:smiliedrool:

Two hobo's are walking down railroad tracks, haven't eaten in a couple days, and are starving. Ahead of them, lying on the tracks, is a dead buzzard....maggots crawling all over the badly decomposed bird...green flies swarming the stinking mass. Stopping to stare at the smelly thing, one hobo says, "Let's eat this bastard." The other hobo says, "Naw, I'm gonna wait and have a HOT meal." The first hobo replies, "Well, I'm too damned hungry to wait, I'm eatin' this fin' buzzard". The second hobo says, "Suit yourself, but I ain't waitin' on you", and starts down the tracks again. Ravenously, the first hobo begins stuffing the rotton bird into his mouth. After licking the last maggot from his lips, he looks down the tracks and sees his buddy....by now about a mile away... and takes off running to catch up. After running 10 minutes in the hot August sun, the hobo catches up to his buddy.....sweating...panting....stomach churning from the rotten buzzard he'd just eaten. Suddenly he begins to puke....every bit of the rotten buzzard is now laying in a putrid mass on the tracks. The second hobo smiles at the first hobo and says, "See?? I told you I was gonna wait for a HOT meal".

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I knew I shouldn't have clicked in here :lol:

And.....?

Oh, wait! that's the punchline! :rofl::rofl:

He COULD have waited for the next day's hot pudding...mmm-mmm!

Now that's a crappy idea!

it's neater with a straw once it liquifies more.....:rock:

:ack:

I wonder if she was Danish?

Good one, Eakster. I like it because it combines a pun with the added element of poking fun at an old lady for misunderstanding a slang expression. And with the fast car angle it fits right in. A twofer!:thumbs:

And....lawyers for the shop owner said that a tort action will be filed against the driver.