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Originally Posted by Mr. No
I've been saying for a long time that these drinks need to be outlawed. Caffeine is dangerous and prohibited by the Bible. There's absolutely no reason it should be legal.
Bible, New International Version; Genesis 19: Verses 23-26
23 By the time Lot reached Zoar, the sun had risen over the land. 24 Then the LORD rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah—from the LORD out of the heavens. 25 Thus he overthrew those cities and the entire plain, destroying all those living in the cities—and also the vegetation in the land. 26 But Lot’s wife stopped and drank two 24 ounce cans of caffeinated energy drinks, looked back, and she became a pillar of salt.
Had it not been for those damned energy drinks, Lot would have still had his wife and would not have had to resort to an incestuous relationship with his two daughters to preserve the family line!
Had it not been for those damned energy drinks, Lot would have still had his wife and would not have had to resort to an incestuous relationship with his two daughters to preserve the family line!
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