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Old 04-12-2007, 04:04 PM   #1
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The Real Republican Platform
REPUBLICAN/GOP POLITICAL PLATFORM 2008
When you re-elect us, we Republicans will continue to implement the following platform:

o We will take the gloves off large trans and multi-national corporations and allow them to run roughshod over you and the environment.
o We will give these conglomerate businesses the ability to push down your wages as far as possible.
o We will allow companies to eliminate your health benefits and pensions.
o We will continue to expand the powers of the executive branch and render oversight by Congress irrelevant.
o We will abolish unions to take away any voice and collective power you have as workers.
o We will create a new class of people called the 'working poor' who work full time jobs but can't afford basic living expenses.
o While we're lowering your standard of living, we will remove all of the public services and the safety net that you'll need to survive.
o We willl destroy competition and promote monopoly power, particularly in the media, energy, prison and military manufacturing industries.
o We will allow, promote, create and support immense monopolies that crush small and medium sized businesses.
o We will represent and implement the will of these massive monopolies no matter what the people say or want.
o We will increase our stranglehold on national, state and local government and continue to make them more subservient to business.
o We will penalize you if you are not married, and we will make it more difficult for you to form relationships that might lead to marriage.
o We will make laws promoting the judeo-christian family unit and preventing all alternative or vicarious ways to channel your sexuality.
o We will persecute people who are homosexual, those who do not adhere to the Christian religion and those who are not white.
o We will force women to have unwanted children and make them work while their children are growing up alone.
o We will force single pregnant women to bear unwanted children and give them up for adoption, and then drive them into the military.
o We will ensure mass unemployment, start wars and send poor children off to these wars so that we can make more money.
o We will expand the reach of law, the powers of law enforcement and allow government officers to operate in complete secrecy.
o We will imprison you and your children longer and longer for petty offenses and we will torture you when we think it is needed.
o If your skin is not white, we will tolerate you only as long as you work for very low wages and cower in front of us.
o We will tax corporations and rich people less and give them much more in return for campaing donations.
o We will tax the middle class more and give them much less in return whether they donate to campaigns or not.
o We will do away with the constitution and the rights of individuals in favor of the rights of corporations.
o We will make sure our seniors have to work to make ends meet and we will ensure that they will have little to no free health care available.
o We will continue to cut services and funding for disabled or wounded war veterans and their families.
o We will make sure that your child is educated only enough for menial work or entry into the armed forces.
o We will use your tax money to put our children through private schools while your children get the worst education possible.
o We will lie to you at every turn.
o We will make all our decisions in secret. If you start sticking your nose in where it doesn't belong, we will throw you in jail with no bail, charges or lawyer.
o If you disagree with us, you are a traitor and will be ostracized, imprisoned and killed at our discretion.

You are irrelevant, but we do like to play the game of getting you to vote for us.
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Old 04-12-2007, 04:05 PM   #2
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I can feel the love waaaaaaay over here!
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Old 04-12-2007, 04:08 PM   #3
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DEMOCRAT/DEM POLITICAL PLATFORM 2008
When you elect us

o We will reveal our plan once we get in office
o See above
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Old 04-12-2007, 04:12 PM   #4
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Have you checked W's grade point avg against that of Slick Willies?
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Old 04-12-2007, 04:37 PM   #5
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You forgot "we will also kick your dog"
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Old 04-12-2007, 04:55 PM   #6
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Have you checked W's grade point avg against that of Slick Willies?
What does anyone's grade point average have to do with this thread? Oh, now I get it, when you cannot refute, you switch topics~
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Old 04-12-2007, 05:13 PM   #7
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What does anyone's grade point average have to do with this thread? Oh, now I get it, when you cannot refute, you switch topics~
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Old 04-12-2007, 05:16 PM   #8
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What does anyone's grade point average have to do with this thread? Oh, now I get it, when you cannot refute, you switch topics~
Either that or this thread and its creator are so pathetic that they don't deserve a serious response.
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Old 04-12-2007, 05:24 PM   #9
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Nice post. But they are ALL lies. Lets look further. The Democrats are the ones who want to tax the big corporations and redistribute their earnings to those that don't work. Hilliary Clinton has a famous quote about her thoughts on big corporations. The Democrats are "the" party responsible for creating the welfare class. NOT THE REPUBLICANS. Tell me WHO VOTES DEMOCRAT? Please tell me. Here is the answer- poor blacks, poor whites, poor hispanics, and women, and gays. Basically every Democrat EVER elected was elected by worthless, government nipple sucking humans. The type of people who don't contribute ONE DAMN DIME TO THIS COUNTRY. Your post is total and utter bullshi#, every single point. And given enough time and effort, I could rip you a new as@hole on EVERY SINGLE LINE OF YOUR POST. You want the Republican platform- EVERY PERSON SHOULD CARRY HIS OR HER OWN WEIGHT.
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Old 04-12-2007, 05:25 PM   #10
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What does anyone's grade point average have to do with this thread? Oh, now I get it, when you cannot refute, you switch topics~
Look at the posters avatar. Jeez you guys are dumb.
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Old 04-12-2007, 05:25 PM   #11
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Have you checked W's grade point avg against that of Slick Willies?
Not even close. Everyone knows he cheated his way through life,
much less school. Doh!
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Old 04-12-2007, 05:28 PM   #12
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Oh really, please show me where the poor don't vote Democratic. By poor, I mean those that suck off of the government nipple. And please show me the grade point averages for Bush and for John Kerry. Who had the higher college average? WHO?
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Old 04-12-2007, 05:35 PM   #13
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Ownage without even trying. How sweet it is!
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Old 04-12-2007, 05:54 PM   #14
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It's going to be so great when the cons get their collective asses kicked in '08.
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Old 04-12-2007, 05:56 PM   #15
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It's going to be so great when the cons get their collective asses kicked in '08.
You can still dream!
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It's going to be so great when the cons get their collective asses kicked in '08.
You keep thinking that while 47% of the country already say they won't vote for Hillary under any circumstances.
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You keep thinking that while 47% of the country already say they won't vote for Hillary under any circumstances.
Well, dubya didn't get a majority of the popular vote in 2000, but there he is, in the White House.
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Well, dubya didn't get a majority of the popular vote in 2000, but there he is, in the White House.
Its a little easier to accomplish that feat when you don't have a 47% disapproval rating before the elections even begin.
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Oh really, please show me where the poor don't vote Democratic. By poor, I mean those that suck off of the government nipple. And please show me the grade point averages for Bush and for John Kerry. Who had the higher college average? WHO?
I believe the reference was made to Bill Clinton, not John Kerry.
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Well, dubya didn't get a majority of the popular vote in 2000, but there he is, in the White House.
wow, you guys just can't get over the fact that the electorate is what counts........it's been 7 years already, get over it.

What happened in 2004? How come more than 62,000,000 people voted Republican that year if things were so bad? I'll tell you why, because the majority of America despises socialism and it's beliefs.
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