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Old 10-27-2009, 03:47 AM   #1
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So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn't reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (somebody missing both legs - preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should probably meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?
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Old 10-27-2009, 03:51 AM   #2
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Uhh... Wow.
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Old 10-27-2009, 04:31 AM   #3
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just when you think it cant get any worse ...it does
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:13 AM   #4
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:16 AM   #5
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JUst Damn
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What in the F.............
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Old 10-27-2009, 11:04 AM   #7
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What in the F.............
funniest chit I've read in awhile
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Old 10-27-2009, 11:33 AM   #8
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:30 PM   #9
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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:32 PM   #10
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one legged woman: Eileen
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:34 PM   #11
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one legged woman: Eileen
One legged asian woman: Irene
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:50 PM   #12
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I feel dwarfed

that guy is good .
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Damn.... really?
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Old 10-27-2009, 02:04 PM   #14
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how much is he paying?
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One legged asian woman: Irene
no legged woman on the beach: Sandy
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I heard that if he doesn't find a stump he'll settle for a single amuptee and compete in the 3 legged race.
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You know how to eat a vegetable?


pull her off the chair first.
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Old 10-27-2009, 02:29 PM   #18
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Old 10-27-2009, 02:36 PM   #19
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Oh, hell.

Cow with two left legs: Lean Beef

Cow with no legs: Ground Beef

Man with no arms and legs in the bushes: Russell

Man stapled to a wall: Art

Man stapled in pieces to a wall: Pieces of Art
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i'm gonna guess that this thread will not make the PC finals for most sensitive thread ever....oh well......
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