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meh...who cares about face looks. More often than not its pointing away from me while doing the hibbedy dibbedy anyway. If she's got a nice body, can make a good roast beef sammich (minus oatmeal), and brings home good money...I'm fine with it.
Life is to short to mess with fake bewbs when there are so many shining examples of unmodded OEM racks to be had.
About 25 years ago, I used to work with a young lady like that. Really sweet girl, neat and clean, fantastic bod, but man, the poor girl was NOT easy on the eyes.....
I worked with a girl about seven years ago at Humana who was like that. It was almost unfair how homely she was in the face, but her bod was amazing. Perfectly proportioned bass, treble, and mid-range response. She could have made one heckuva body double if you didn't photograph her from the neck down.
I started to fix her up with one of my buddies who was single at the time following a recent divorce. I knew he'd appreciate her bodily attributes and sweet disposition, but he'd surely rank me for fixing him up with a Bowser.
The others slims in the department nicknamed her "Cable Dog" that's how ugly she was. I can still see the black, coarse hair on her arms, her unibrow and those remarkably ripe, jutting tigglebitties of her. Her gearbox was insane, too.