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Old 06-29-2006, 09:10 AM
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN NEW JERSEY WHEN....


Two men were driving through New Jersey when they got pulled over by a State Trooper.

The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.

"You're in New Jersey, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in New Jersey, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't know your laws here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back.

The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.

The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.


"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.

"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.

"Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say.....

"I wish that ******* would've tried that **** with me!"

Old 06-29-2006, 10:02 AM
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Old 06-29-2006, 10:53 AM
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We have a bar thread for post like this Maybe you need some negative reinforcement time in band camp
Old 06-29-2006, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by StephenT
We have a bar thread for post like this Maybe you need some negative reinforcement time in band camp
he's exempt from band camp (south of exit 7A)
Old 06-29-2006, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by C6 DVL
he's exempt from band camp (south of exit 7A)
Not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing.
Old 06-29-2006, 07:54 PM
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Ah...the good old days!
Old 06-30-2006, 05:44 AM
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That's funny!

It was a sad day when they took away our good, old-fashioned sticks made of real wood and replaced them with those new-fangled synthetic jobs.
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Originally Posted by XTrooper
That's funny!

It was a sad day when they took away our good, old-fashioned sticks made of real wood and replaced them with those new-fangled synthetic jobs.
Yeah especially since there must be so many deserved candidates of a good biatch slap.
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Originally Posted by cjlaw73
Yeah especially since there must be so many deserved candidates of a good biatch slap.
You have no idea!
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funny
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