Jon, take this pledge sing the anthem and you're in
I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the great concept of Texberta
And to the ideals for which it stands
No liberals
no handouts
with whiskey, guns and Corvettes for all.
And our anthem - sung to Skynyrd's Free Bird
"If we kicked out liberals.....would you join us in our land
Cause you must be freedom loving.....or you wouldn't understand
And if you want communism....look no further than D.C.
"But we are freeeee, Texabertans.....
And that's all we'll ever beeeeeee......"
The Founding of Texberta
plus 8 more pages of good reading. Also please ignore any jabs at Utah,
we were a little drunk at the time