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A Texas senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the
wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-10, pushing the pedal to the
metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway

patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.



"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as
he floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph.



Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him.



Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding
that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."


The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a Texas State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."


"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper!


*Just a reminder the Race Ramps group buy ends at Midnight tonight**


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