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50 degrees Farenheit (10 degrees Celsius)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians plant gardens



35 degrees Farenheit (1.6 degrees Celsius)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32 degrees Farenheit (0 degrees Celsius)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 degrees Farenheit (-17 degrees Celsius)
New York city landlords finally turn on the heat
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.

-60 degrees Farenheit (-51 degrees Celsius)
Mt. St. Helens freezes
Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.

-100 degrees Farenheit (-73 degrees Celsius)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Ottawa canal opens for skating.

-173 degrees Farenheit (-114 degrees Celsius)
Ethyl alcohol freezes
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg of beer.

-460 degrees Farenheit (-273 degrees Celsius)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops
Canadians start saying "cold eh?"

-500 degrees Farenheit (-295 degrees Celsius)
Hell freezes over
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
:cheers:

arbee

:lolg:

Rick68

Go Leafs go. Since we're having this cold spell this must be our year :party:

75Rag

funny stuff ........ :lol:

Dwayne 76

:lolg: