My gf and I are going to TMP for the weekend racing Vipers and routing some friends on in OSCA events, lodging at the Comfort Inn in Hamilton. Thats even more trailer park than the Trailer Park Boys.
Niagara On The Lake or Picton are a couple of my favorite get away spots and I just grab a couple of nights in a Bed and Breakfast. If you want to travel a bit more Mount Tremblent is amazinging anytime of the year.
Have a good weekend everybody whatever your doing.
PS, I LOL at Puerto Backyarda...been there done that.