...... Yesterday, I was in my red corvette on the I 10 around new orleans, La. I was just enjoying my vette.... .and thinking once u've
had a vette, you just don't want anything else. I have had 4 in my
lifetime starting out in 1960, 427 with fuel injection. Yep, I used to
race a little...... so, at my twilight age, I should not enjoy flooring
her and leaving others behind..... but I do.
Was just crusing along mindin' my business, when another silver
vette passed me. So, I floored mine and the speedometer got up in
the numbers.....the engine.... just seemed to luv it. I thought at my
age I shouldn't be doin' this. Anyway, i was laughing at myself and
when I get the giggles I can't stop. To myself, I was thinkin' which is
better or more exhilarating, flooring my vette or an orgasm! So, to
this i was laughing..
I heard the sirens going. Was it me the officer wanted? Yep, it
was. I stopped. The officer came over very serious and said, do you
know how fast you were going? I said, laughing, yes, officer....the
more serious he was, the more I laughed... I just couldn't stop. He
has for my license and so on... all while i was still laughing......
The he exclaimed, "Lady , what are u laughin at, this is serious and
I could ticket you!". I said I know.. and i continued to laugh....
then he said.... what are u laughing at.... I said....i just luv the way
the vette feels when you floor her...... it's exhilatering as an orgasm...
He looked at me and said, "Aw hell lady go on" and started laughing.