The Corvette Commandments:
06-12-2008, 11:50 PM
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The Corvette Commandments:
The Corvette Commandments:
1- Thou shalt not fail to wave to a fellow Corvette owner.
2- Thou shalt not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress without offering aid.
3- Thou shalt not feed thy Corvette budget-grade fuel.
4- Thou shalt treat thy Vette with respect; great power, great responsibility.
5- Thou shalt keep thy Corvette clean and waxed at all times, yet thou shalt not bring thy Corvette to an automatic car wash.
6- Thou shalt park thy Corvette in such a manner as to protect her tender fenders.
7- Thou shalt blow out carbon with a high-speed run as required.
8- Thou shalt not cruise on an unpaved road.
9- Neither friend, nor foe, nor even thy spouse may drive thy Corvette without first showing proper reverence.
10- Each Vette is an individual work of art; judge not lest ye might be judged.
1- Thou shalt not fail to wave to a fellow Corvette owner.
2- Thou shalt not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress without offering aid.
3- Thou shalt not feed thy Corvette budget-grade fuel.
4- Thou shalt treat thy Vette with respect; great power, great responsibility.
5- Thou shalt keep thy Corvette clean and waxed at all times, yet thou shalt not bring thy Corvette to an automatic car wash.
6- Thou shalt park thy Corvette in such a manner as to protect her tender fenders.
7- Thou shalt blow out carbon with a high-speed run as required.
8- Thou shalt not cruise on an unpaved road.
9- Neither friend, nor foe, nor even thy spouse may drive thy Corvette without first showing proper reverence.
10- Each Vette is an individual work of art; judge not lest ye might be judged.
06-13-2008, 10:41 AM
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LOL Good Stuff
Break 1 sometimes when I don't see them till they are in the mirror.
Break 5 washing by hand can be hard from a chair. I've brought it through a touchless wash a couple times
Break 8 because the shop I have do all my work is down about 3/4 of a mile on dirt road. Just drive slowly
Break 1 sometimes when I don't see them till they are in the mirror.
Break 5 washing by hand can be hard from a chair. I've brought it through a touchless wash a couple times
Break 8 because the shop I have do all my work is down about 3/4 of a mile on dirt road. Just drive slowly
It's a car.
06-13-2008, 03:02 PM
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06-13-2008, 08:06 PM
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Cause I live in Arizona where it hardly ever rains...When it does rain the roads get VERY slippery and it seems that every retard driver in town come out for the annual demolition derby... Plus my '86 C4 wipers SUUUUCKKKK!!!!
06-13-2008, 11:50 PM
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I brake #5 all the time. The guy at the wash I go to told me that since I brought by car in, like 5 other vettes are going there now. I had to be the guinea pig. Its only a car. 
06-14-2008, 08:17 AM
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