[Z06] You know your a Z06 owner when....
12-25-2013, 07:40 PM
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12-25-2013, 11:38 PM
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12-26-2013, 12:54 AM
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12-26-2013, 11:41 AM
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12-27-2013, 06:04 PM
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When you slowly cruise onto the freeway in second saying to yourself, "Space: The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's continuing mission; to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no one has gone before." Then you mash the throttle and watch the scenery go all blurry!
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12-27-2013, 08:37 PM
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Yea and Cbtvet you really get paranoid when your wife or girlfriend has on these 5" spiked high heels and you are worried about her scratching the expensive Z06 door sill plates? I tell my wife if she scratches mine, I'll spike her ***. 
Or when you are driving down the street and and you see a couple of guys pointing and smiling your way , then my wife starts smiling back at them thinking they are looking and smiling at her ugly ***?
You ever see this? a great looking blond driving a yellow Z06 and some guys point to her car and smiling and she thinks they are pointing and smiling at her? No offense blonds, and if it was me I'd be looking and smiling at the you and the car, car first? . or maybe in my case a Red Head in a red Z06, because my car is red?
Joe
Or when you are driving down the street and and you see a couple of guys pointing and smiling your way , then my wife starts smiling back at them thinking they are looking and smiling at her ugly ***?
You ever see this? a great looking blond driving a yellow Z06 and some guys point to her car and smiling and she thinks they are pointing and smiling at her?
No offense blonds, and if it was me I'd be looking and smiling at the you and the car, car first? . or maybe in my case a Red Head in a red Z06, because my car is red? Joe
You know as I think about this maybe I can coax my wife to dye her hair red? Maybe she could up her class a little? Car doesn't need any? I bet I would have a week in the garage over this one, but I would not mine, it's nice to sleep with my little Red Headed bitch as she calls it. It would be nice to have two little red headed bitches? lol
Joe
Maybe she could up her class a little? Car doesn't need any? I bet I would have a week in the garage over this one, but I would not mine, it's nice to sleep with my little Red Headed bitch as she calls it. It would be nice to have two little red headed bitches? lolJoe
Well it didn't go over as I thought. I sent a text to my wife at noon and asked her if she would consider dying her hair red? She said "and why would I want to do that?" I told her if she did then I could have two little Red Headed bitches? She said what? (I could not help from laughing) I said well if she dyed her hair red she would look pretty cool when we go for rides in the Z06? Long Red hair, windows down and hair blowing in the breeze? All of a sudden a silence, then she said you know where your going tonight? I said where are we going tonight? She said "I didn't say we I said you". I answered and I said the garage? I said ooooook, I also told her that i really don't mine spending the night with the bitch in the garage she doesn't give me any crap? I knew I said to much by this time? She said to me "you really are a RAT". I told her well if I'm a rat, maybe a I'm a distant cousin to that mouse I encountered the other day? Then I relized I forgot to tell her about the incident with the mouse when I heard something in the garage last week. I told her I grabbed the 44 mag, went to the garage and got the drop on his ***, and how he shivered in his boots and ran under the Z. Her last statement was "Well maybe he went and got his guns and he can come out from under the Z and plug your ***"? Click (hung up on) I get into more trouble when I'm trying to be serious? I think she would look pretty nice in red hair, she wears them red spiked heels?
Joe
She said what? (I could not help from laughing) I said well if she dyed her hair red she would look pretty cool when we go for rides in the Z06? Long Red hair, windows down and hair blowing in the breeze? All of a sudden a silence, then she said you know where your going tonight? I said where are we going tonight? She said "I didn't say we I said you". I answered and I said the garage? I said ooooook, I also told her that i really don't mine spending the night with the bitch in the garage she doesn't give me any crap? I knew I said to much by this time? She said to me "you really are a RAT". I told her well if I'm a rat, maybe a I'm a distant cousin to that mouse I encountered the other day? Then I relized I forgot to tell her about the incident with the mouse when I heard something in the garage last week. I told her I grabbed the 44 mag, went to the garage and got the drop on his ***, and how he shivered in his boots and ran under the Z. Her last statement was "Well maybe he went and got his guns and he can come out from under the Z and plug your ***"? Click (hung up on) I get into more trouble when I'm trying to be serious? I think she would look pretty nice in red hair, she wears them red spiked heels? Joe
Amazing simply amazing!
12-27-2013, 08:55 PM
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12-27-2013, 09:33 PM
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Does anyone else feel some sympathy for his "wife?" 
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12-27-2013, 11:53 PM
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12-28-2013, 12:32 AM
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Well for some of you in here, this thread is supposed to be a humor thread, I guess you have none?Simply pathetic. I take my hat off to the person that posted this thread, he's super, and to some of the others that like to laugh. But it always takes two or three to ruin if for everyone, and you know who you are. All others have to do is read your posts and they can see how pathetic you are.
Well you can have your forum back, and write something stupid after this post and have a beer he's gone, I'm leaving the forum, oh and by the way I'll be sure to tell the moderators why I left it's in the stupid messages you posted, I can't stand being around people like you. Must your life be that miserable?
Oh and by the way I simply adore my wife, she is the reason I'm breathing, not some stupid car. She and I joke with each other all the time and we have a good time. It makes life interesting. If you post something stupid, you don't have to worry, I won't see it, Something can't hurt you if you don't know about it. So I got the last laugh? Pathetic.
Have a nice life
Well you can have your forum back, and write something stupid after this post and have a beer he's gone, I'm leaving the forum, oh and by the way I'll be sure to tell the moderators why I left it's in the stupid messages you posted, I can't stand being around people like you. Must your life be that miserable?
Oh and by the way I simply adore my wife, she is the reason I'm breathing, not some stupid car. She and I joke with each other all the time and we have a good time. It makes life interesting. If you post something stupid, you don't have to worry, I won't see it, Something can't hurt you if you don't know about it. So I got the last laugh? Pathetic.
Have a nice life
12-28-2013, 06:34 AM
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Safety Car
Well for some of you in here, this thread is supposed to be a humor thread, I guess you have none?Simply pathetic. I take my hat off to the person that posted this thread, he's super, and to some of the others that like to laugh. But it always takes two or three to ruin if for everyone, and you know who you are. All others have to do is read your posts and they can see how pathetic you are.
Well you can have your forum back, and write something stupid after this post and have a beer he's gone, I'm leaving the forum, oh and by the way I'll be sure to tell the moderators why I left it's in the stupid messages you posted, I can't stand being around people like you. Must your life be that miserable?
Oh and by the way I simply adore my wife, she is the reason I'm breathing, not some stupid car. She and I joke with each other all the time and we have a good time. It makes life interesting. If you post something stupid, you don't have to worry, I won't see it, Something can't hurt you if you don't know about it. So I got the last laugh? Pathetic.
Have a nice life
Well you can have your forum back, and write something stupid after this post and have a beer he's gone, I'm leaving the forum, oh and by the way I'll be sure to tell the moderators why I left it's in the stupid messages you posted, I can't stand being around people like you. Must your life be that miserable?
Oh and by the way I simply adore my wife, she is the reason I'm breathing, not some stupid car. She and I joke with each other all the time and we have a good time. It makes life interesting. If you post something stupid, you don't have to worry, I won't see it, Something can't hurt you if you don't know about it. So I got the last laugh? Pathetic.
Have a nice life
12-29-2013, 03:22 AM
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