Sex in a Corvette
10-25-2014, 02:08 AM
#141
Ok, that story and pics, made it sound like you had sex in your "truck" and you had a puppy.
10-28-2014, 04:28 PM
#145
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I got screwed at the dealer one time. Does that count? 
10-28-2014, 04:49 PM
#147
Le Mans Master
10-28-2014, 06:24 PM
#149
Melting Slicks
Just thought I'd report that after reading this entire thread last night I felt very deprived that I would probably never have sex in a Corvette. So I went and watched some **** on my iPad, sitting in my Grand Sport coupe, parked in my garage.
Based on the other posts here I got in the passenger seat because there is more room. I put the lights out so it was dark. I put the windows up so it could get hot and sweaty. I brought out a couple of beers to make it feel like high school, even though normally I don't eat or drink in the car. And I put some music on to set the mood.
I was so "excited" that I found an entirely new way to enjoy my incredible C6 that I lost track of time and spent two hours in the car.
When I was done I went to open the door but I apparently ran the battery down listening to the Bose stereo, and the door would not open. I reached across to the driver door but no luck either. And the horn was dead too.
A little buzzed, horny and panicked, I totally forgot about the red emergency door releases on the floor. I thought I needed to call my wife for help, but how would I explain what I was doing to her? Finally I decided to just tell her the truth, and I called her on my cell phone.
She came out to the car with her key fob, opened the trunk and then opened the doors for me. But instead of being mad she said SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX IN A CORVETTE and jumped on top of me ! We did it 4 different ways for almost another 1/2 hour.
When we were finished I connected the car to the battery charger, went in the house and we had a snack. Wow !!
Of course, none of this actually happened, and its probably never gonna happen either. Cause I'm 54, 6'2 and 230 lbs. I am perfectly happy to just have sex in our king size bed.
But just in case, I might pick up an iPad this weekend.
Based on the other posts here I got in the passenger seat because there is more room. I put the lights out so it was dark. I put the windows up so it could get hot and sweaty. I brought out a couple of beers to make it feel like high school, even though normally I don't eat or drink in the car. And I put some music on to set the mood.
I was so "excited" that I found an entirely new way to enjoy my incredible C6 that I lost track of time and spent two hours in the car.
When I was done I went to open the door but I apparently ran the battery down listening to the Bose stereo, and the door would not open. I reached across to the driver door but no luck either. And the horn was dead too.
A little buzzed, horny and panicked, I totally forgot about the red emergency door releases on the floor. I thought I needed to call my wife for help, but how would I explain what I was doing to her? Finally I decided to just tell her the truth, and I called her on my cell phone.
She came out to the car with her key fob, opened the trunk and then opened the doors for me. But instead of being mad she said SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX IN A CORVETTE and jumped on top of me ! We did it 4 different ways for almost another 1/2 hour.
When we were finished I connected the car to the battery charger, went in the house and we had a snack. Wow !!
Of course, none of this actually happened, and its probably never gonna happen either. Cause I'm 54, 6'2 and 230 lbs. I am perfectly happy to just have sex in our king size bed.
But just in case, I might pick up an iPad this weekend.
10-28-2014, 11:35 PM
#150
I knew this was not true the minute you mentioned red "emergency" door levers. 