Secret part missing
11-14-2012, 12:36 PM
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St. Jude Donor '13
My wife and I were in Florida last winter with the top removed from the Coupe. We pulled into a sidewalk cafe and the waitress said "Sir, leave the top off and put a small dog in the right seat. Women will be all over you."
Nether the wife nor I could decide whether that was a compliment or an insult.
Nether the wife nor I could decide whether that was a compliment or an insult.
11-14-2012, 12:46 PM
#22
Drifting
The part you are missing is the most important part. You just forgot to check the ZR1 box on the option list when you ordered your vette.
Just kiddin'.
My GF loves my vette.
Just kiddin'.
My GF loves my vette.
11-14-2012, 12:51 PM
#23
Race Car Tech
When you wear shorts, make sure you wear non color coordinated long socks in your sandals. Also, wear the loudest shirt that you can. The car will be an add on accessory. All that will surely attract all kinds of chicks 
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11-14-2012, 01:02 PM
#24
Safety Car
Hmmm!!! Reminds of a time when I was at the gym working out and in walks this smokin' hot chick, trying to be cool I say to the trainer "what machine do you think I should use to impress that girl" which he replies "how about the ATM in the front lobby"....hahahahaha!!!!
11-14-2012, 02:21 PM
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St. Jude Donor '17
All I have to is PUT ON my wedding ring and I start getting noticed. With out it they just think Nobody wanted me,
11-14-2012, 05:58 PM
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Secret option
i reluctantly took a pass on the A.P.R.S. Automatic panty removal system. Gm part number 1298763. Primarily because I'm happily married. Secondly......complete waste of money when it's a callaway.
11-14-2012, 06:08 PM
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Melting Slicks
11-14-2012, 06:14 PM
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Maybe this will help: about 16 or 17 years ago, when I was madly dating, I came across a "personals ad" that stated among other things, "guys with Corvettes need not reply", in other words, she did not want to date Corvette owners! After being on this forum for many years, I now better understand why she stated what she did...!!
11-14-2012, 06:27 PM
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Melting Slicks
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St. Jude Donor '13
Hmmm, last weekend I had a blonde approach me at a stop light with the top down and said, "There's only one thing that would make you look better in that car." I fell for the bait and asked her "what?" "Me in the passenger seat" was the reply. I respectfully disagreed. Lol.
11-14-2012, 07:00 PM
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Le Mans Master
11-14-2012, 07:32 PM
#35
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Theres a fine line between coming off as "guy in a corvette" and "creepy old guy in a corvette"
I see all these "family" decals with a little stick dad, mom, kid, kid, kid, dog, cat. I want one of just a guy holding a bag of money, with a little decal that says "sometimes less is more"
Girls attracted merely because of the vette are like largemouth bass, ****** and release. err..umm....uhh. Catch and release, thats what I meant.
I see all these "family" decals with a little stick dad, mom, kid, kid, kid, dog, cat. I want one of just a guy holding a bag of money, with a little decal that says "sometimes less is more"
Girls attracted merely because of the vette are like largemouth bass, ****** and release. err..umm....uhh. Catch and release, thats what I meant.
11-14-2012, 07:39 PM
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St. Jude Donor '08-'09-'10-'11-'12-'13-'14-'15-'16,'19
Actually I have found that other guys and kids are more interested in my Corvette than women.
A puppy is a better chick magnet.
A puppy is a better chick magnet.
11-14-2012, 08:00 PM
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11-14-2012, 08:17 PM
#40
Race Director
The problem with "Owner Installed Options" like this is that most of the time they're defective, often requiring a major re-working to even approximate the intended mod.
Maybe a Forum Vendor offers a "kit" that will address your deficiencies.
Maybe a Forum Vendor offers a "kit" that will address your deficiencies.