A lady is admiring my Corvette and....
04-07-2012, 12:14 AM
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I once had a friend who used to say "Eight to eighty, blind, crippled, or crazy, or haven't been dead too long".
I assume you are not him.
I assume you are not him.
04-07-2012, 02:32 AM
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Maybe her husband past away had a corvette and she was reminiscing on the good old days. You guys need to chill out and stop getting so excited. Take it as a complement.
You have/had mothers and grandmothers...
You have/had mothers and grandmothers...
04-07-2012, 09:16 AM
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ROFL. Welcome to Cougar town! Oh my.
I think I would need to go home and take a shower.
I think I would need to go home and take a shower.
04-07-2012, 09:22 AM
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I understand your point, but seriously she was "sniffing" and "stroking" the car!
If I caught my mom doing that I would :
a. Be deeply weirded out
b. Whisk her indoors before anyone saw
c. Check that she had taken all her meds that day
d. Seek counseling due to "a"
If I caught my mom doing that I would :
a. Be deeply weirded out
b. Whisk her indoors before anyone saw
c. Check that she had taken all her meds that day
d. Seek counseling due to "a"
04-07-2012, 11:18 AM
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You guys got it all wrong!
You must first understand that women are much more concious to smell than men. Her strange actions really had nothing to do with the fact that the car was a Corvette, nor did it have anything to do with the driver of the car.
What it really had to with was the smell of the car. The owner of the Corvette more than likely just finished polishing the car with Zaino. And as you may be aware of, Zaino leaves a particular scent that is addictive.
She was smelling the odor of Stawberry and Almond which obviously had her in a state of olfactory bliss.
But there is a solution to all this you might want to try if the actions of some women with an over-developed sense of smell bother you .... You might want to try rubbing a little dog feces on the car. This will usually cancel out the fragrance of the Strawberry/Almond that obviously caused the problem in the first place.
This approach has worked for me, and as long as the feces is fresh, it will work for you too.
I hope I have been of some help in this matter.
I usually charge a professional fee for a consultation such as this, but hey, we are all "brothers" here on the Corvette Forum, so I feel happy just be be of some help.
Ron,
You must first understand that women are much more concious to smell than men. Her strange actions really had nothing to do with the fact that the car was a Corvette, nor did it have anything to do with the driver of the car.
What it really had to with was the smell of the car. The owner of the Corvette more than likely just finished polishing the car with Zaino. And as you may be aware of, Zaino leaves a particular scent that is addictive.
She was smelling the odor of Stawberry and Almond which obviously had her in a state of olfactory bliss.
But there is a solution to all this you might want to try if the actions of some women with an over-developed sense of smell bother you .... You might want to try rubbing a little dog feces on the car. This will usually cancel out the fragrance of the Strawberry/Almond that obviously caused the problem in the first place.
This approach has worked for me, and as long as the feces is fresh, it will work for you too.
I hope I have been of some help in this matter.
I usually charge a professional fee for a consultation such as this, but hey, we are all "brothers" here on the Corvette Forum, so I feel happy just be be of some help.
Ron,
04-07-2012, 11:28 AM
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Melting Slicks
Reminds me of Kim Cattrall in Porky's. Didn't they call her Lassie because she howled and swooned making out in the locker room because the smell turned her on?
Corvettes have their own pheromones with the emphasis on the mone.
Corvettes have their own pheromones with the emphasis on the mone.
04-07-2012, 11:43 AM
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Maybe she practicing to be a drug sniffing dog. Consider it a mild fetish...at least she didn't start licking the car. 
I agree, in general women are much more sensitive to smell than men are. My wife freaks out over certain odors that don't bother me at all....paint, cleaning solvents, exhaust fumes, cooking, etc. When I start my car in the garage from the way my wife acts you'd think I just sprayed sarin gas.
I'm sure (?) it was said in jest but you totally lost me suggesting I smear dog **** on my car.
You guys got it all wrong!
You must first understand that women are much more concious to smell than men. Her strange actions really had nothing to do with the fact that the car was a Corvette, nor did it have anything to do with the driver of the car.
What it really had to with was the smell of the car. The owner of the Corvette more than likely just finished polishing the car with Zaino. And as you may be aware of, Zaino leaves a particular scent that is addictive.
She was smelling the odor of Stawberry and Almond which obviously had her in a state of olfactory bliss.
But there is a solution to all this you might want to try if the actions of some women with an over-developed sense of smell bother you .... You might want to try rubbing a little dog feces on the car. This will usually cancel out the fragrance of the Strawberry/Almond that obviously caused the problem in the first place.
This approach has worked for me, and as long as the feces is fresh, it will work for you too.
I hope I have been of some help in this matter.
I usually charge a professional fee for a consultation such as this, but hey, we are all "brothers" here on the Corvette Forum, so I feel happy just be be of some help.
Ron,
You must first understand that women are much more concious to smell than men. Her strange actions really had nothing to do with the fact that the car was a Corvette, nor did it have anything to do with the driver of the car.
What it really had to with was the smell of the car. The owner of the Corvette more than likely just finished polishing the car with Zaino. And as you may be aware of, Zaino leaves a particular scent that is addictive.
She was smelling the odor of Stawberry and Almond which obviously had her in a state of olfactory bliss.
But there is a solution to all this you might want to try if the actions of some women with an over-developed sense of smell bother you .... You might want to try rubbing a little dog feces on the car. This will usually cancel out the fragrance of the Strawberry/Almond that obviously caused the problem in the first place.
This approach has worked for me, and as long as the feces is fresh, it will work for you too.
I hope I have been of some help in this matter.
I usually charge a professional fee for a consultation such as this, but hey, we are all "brothers" here on the Corvette Forum, so I feel happy just be be of some help.
Ron,
I'm sure (?) it was said in jest but you totally lost me suggesting I smear dog **** on my car.