How you know you have a pretty hot car
08-26-2009, 10:50 PM
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Race Director
Went to Hooters for a business lunch/happy hour. Pulled in the front because it wasn't very crowded yet. Three of the waitresses that usually help ran out and asked to go for a ride around the building.
Figured this was an opportune time to say I was tight on time so I only had time to do it once. So they started to pout and I said they could all go...
One hopped in the passenger seat, the other sat right between the seats on the console, the third raised my driving wheel and said she wanted to shift and slid onto my lap favoring the left side. Keep in mind this is an A6 so she wanted to play with the paddles.
Half way around the building the one in the middle grabbed my leg and tickled it and the car did a 180 with all of them screaming. Immediately followed with... LETS DO THAT AGAIN...
Moral of the story is that it doesn't take much to impress young girls with fast toys. Whether it is long or short term everything has a cost, just some are cheaper
Figured this was an opportune time to say I was tight on time so I only had time to do it once. So they started to pout and I said they could all go...
One hopped in the passenger seat, the other sat right between the seats on the console, the third raised my driving wheel and said she wanted to shift and slid onto my lap favoring the left side. Keep in mind this is an A6 so she wanted to play with the paddles.
Half way around the building the one in the middle grabbed my leg and tickled it and the car did a 180 with all of them screaming. Immediately followed with... LETS DO THAT AGAIN...
Moral of the story is that it doesn't take much to impress young girls with fast toys. Whether it is long or short term everything has a cost, just some are cheaper
08-27-2009, 09:40 AM
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Melting Slicks
By now, everybody has seen that old clip on "Cops" where the bad fellow is being chased across the desert while driving a black Corvette and he rear-ends the semi and tumbles out. And occasionally we will read a story concerning bad chums doing evil things while in a Corvette--but still end up thinking that the Corvette driver has some redeeming features. Some basic goodnesses.
If, at the jury trial of a criminal, it were to be announced that the crook is a Corvette owner, any juror owning a Corvette should be dismissed, or a mistrial granted.
If, at the jury trial of a criminal, it were to be announced that the crook is a Corvette owner, any juror owning a Corvette should be dismissed, or a mistrial granted.
08-27-2009, 09:58 AM
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St. Jude Donor '10-'11-'12
I was once pumping gas when an elderly lady (probably in her 70s) told me, "that's a cute car you have there." Al I could do was smile and say, "thank you."
08-27-2009, 11:05 AM
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08-27-2009, 11:37 AM
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When you are getting gas, or at the 7-11, or something like that and you are around people that don't know you, you are pre-judged to be approacable by all. You are automatically considered respectable and folks feel free to smile, look you in the eye, and talk to you. That is a very humbling experience that owners of other kinds of vehicles will never know, though they may also be good.
oz
08-27-2009, 11:43 AM
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1) i washed and waxed my vette
2) then went out on the town
3) i parked it in the vip area for cars in front of the night club
4) came out later and found a silicone beauty pressing the doctor's good work on the hood and then laying on the hood
i appreciated the view but not the act.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2) then went out on the town
3) i parked it in the vip area for cars in front of the night club
4) came out later and found a silicone beauty pressing the doctor's good work on the hood and then laying on the hood
i appreciated the view but not the act.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08-29-2009, 11:36 AM
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Man I love it when this kinda of stuff happens. Yesterday next to the college down the street some cute blondes smiled and waved which is always nice. Then this morning pulling out of the drivway the neighbors were having a garage sale and there were about 5 8 year old kids running around when the heard the beast fire up the all stopped and looked with their mouths open. That was funny.
08-29-2009, 11:56 AM
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The waves from young Kids on bikes is the best. Second to that is showing up at friends parties and having everyone wonder who's car it is and being pissed cause I am under 30.
I never get attention from girls when I am out in the vette what am I doring wrong?
I never get attention from girls when I am out in the vette what am I doring wrong?
08-29-2009, 12:53 PM
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Story two...
Was cruising on a nice evening after work with the wife. A pretty hot young woman pulled up next to me on the passenger side at a stoplight.
She was grinning and flirty as could be, the wife was not happy. Then the light turned green and I took off pretty fast to get some distance.
Hit the next light and guess who pulls up net to me again. She stuck her head out and said... I see you like fast pretty things, want to trade in the classic for a new model.
The wife chose to answer on my behalf... You may be a newer model but from what I can tell you have more miles than every car at this light.
Was cruising on a nice evening after work with the wife. A pretty hot young woman pulled up next to me on the passenger side at a stoplight.
She was grinning and flirty as could be, the wife was not happy. Then the light turned green and I took off pretty fast to get some distance.
Hit the next light and guess who pulls up net to me again. She stuck her head out and said... I see you like fast pretty things, want to trade in the classic for a new model.
The wife chose to answer on my behalf... You may be a newer model but from what I can tell you have more miles than every car at this light.
08-29-2009, 01:49 PM
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Drifting
Wife and I were driving through Boise the other day with the roof off. Stopped at a light and two cowgirls in an older PU stopped next to us (know they were cowgirls from the bumper sticker). The driver leaned out the window and said, "I love your car. The color is perfect! I also know you worked hard to afford it. I want one exactly like yours." We smiled and I said, "Thanks!" My wife - not a car person - said, "Hey, I guess this car is something special." I smiled to myself. The girls gave us a honk and a thumbs up as they turned onto another road. It isn't why I bought it but is sure icing on a near perfect cake. 
08-29-2009, 02:01 PM
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I get stopped in traffic all the time by people wanting to talk. The thing is, there are literally tons of vettes in Huntsville but, there are only 2 AO vettes that I know of. I always give them a little rev or something. People either love or hate Atomic Orange.
08-29-2009, 02:01 PM
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I was stopped at a red light when a busty blond-haired blue-eyed picture of sin, pulled alongside of me. We made eye contact and she kinda smiled. Then she started to put her index finger in lucious red lipsticked mouth and doing suggestive things. I yelled something over to her, and she said she was a nympho and her husband was out of town. Would I like to come over for a drink? I said no cause it looked like it was going to rain and I didn't want to get my cars finish all messed up.
08-29-2009, 04:09 PM
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MCANDREW67,
It has been said more than once "it sure is nice of your Dad to let you drive his Vette". I just respond "yeah some day I might let him drive it".
John
It has been said more than once "it sure is nice of your Dad to let you drive his Vette". I just respond "yeah some day I might let him drive it".
John
08-29-2009, 04:51 PM
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I am surprised the students aren't trying to convince to buy a Prius or keying your car.