men like their vette more than their wives/gf
10-14-2004, 08:33 PM
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WHY men like their vettes more than their wives/gf
i read a lot of members caring more for their vettes than their women... i did not understand at first, but now i think i know why...
i asked what vettes and women have in common on my other thread. this time, let's talk about the differences between women and our vettes to see why men like vettes more than their women.
1. short thin key turns it on and never complain
2. will not take other keys nor gets turned by other keys but yours
3. control them as you want and they never complain
4. body parts never get bigger, smaller, sag nor winkle... they stay tight looking sexy all the time
5. always on four wheels and never complain
6. you have freedom to trun the stereo on or off anytime of the day or night
7. drive for one, two, three, four, five minutes or even for hours and hours, there is no complain. you ride it as you feel like it whenever. even when you accidently put the key in and take it right back out, no complain
8. you decide on cosmetic improvements as you want, no complain
9. you get another one, no complain
10. you get rid of one, no complain nor it takes half of your everything
11. don't give a birth to a new one...tho we wish it happened sometimes
12. buy pair of shoes and lasts for 30~40k miles, women wear them three four times or just look at them three four times before they need new shoes
13. vettes never say, "i got nothing to wear" naked and waxed and good to go
14. vettes never get that fake headaches
15. vettes never ask you to be romantic at first. get down to the business and rev it
16. vettes never ask you to cuddle when you wanna rev it hard
17. vettes never ask you to hug them and kiss them after a ride
18. vettes never ask you for water or anyother drink after a ride
19. vettes never insist on taking a bath with you in a small tub
20. take the top off anytime you want to
21. stay at the parking lot when you are having fun in the mall
22. it won't beat you, threaten you nor say "no ride for a month!"
23. vettes never say, "you changed. you don't love me anymore. you said you loved me"...tho it's true.
enough reasons why men like their vette more than their women?
fill the rest in please
i asked what vettes and women have in common on my other thread. this time, let's talk about the differences between women and our vettes to see why men like vettes more than their women.
1. short thin key turns it on and never complain
2. will not take other keys nor gets turned by other keys but yours
3. control them as you want and they never complain
4. body parts never get bigger, smaller, sag nor winkle... they stay tight looking sexy all the time
5. always on four wheels and never complain
6. you have freedom to trun the stereo on or off anytime of the day or night
7. drive for one, two, three, four, five minutes or even for hours and hours, there is no complain. you ride it as you feel like it whenever. even when you accidently put the key in and take it right back out, no complain
8. you decide on cosmetic improvements as you want, no complain
9. you get another one, no complain
10. you get rid of one, no complain nor it takes half of your everything
11. don't give a birth to a new one...tho we wish it happened sometimes
12. buy pair of shoes and lasts for 30~40k miles, women wear them three four times or just look at them three four times before they need new shoes
13. vettes never say, "i got nothing to wear" naked and waxed and good to go
14. vettes never get that fake headaches
15. vettes never ask you to be romantic at first. get down to the business and rev it
16. vettes never ask you to cuddle when you wanna rev it hard
17. vettes never ask you to hug them and kiss them after a ride
18. vettes never ask you for water or anyother drink after a ride
19. vettes never insist on taking a bath with you in a small tub
20. take the top off anytime you want to
21. stay at the parking lot when you are having fun in the mall
22. it won't beat you, threaten you nor say "no ride for a month!"
23. vettes never say, "you changed. you don't love me anymore. you said you loved me"...tho it's true.
enough reasons why men like their vette more than their women?
fill the rest in please
Last edited by Antonio BananaS; 10-15-2004 at 05:01 PM.
10-14-2004, 08:46 PM
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I do not think you will get many takers on this one Antonio. Very, very dangerous ground and way to detrimental to my sex life.....Nope, ain't gonna go there.
10-14-2004, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by VinnyG
I do not think you will get many takers on this one Antonio. Very, very dangerous ground and way to detrimental to my sex life.....Nope, ain't gonna go there.
10-14-2004, 08:50 PM
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May I add - you pay an agreed upon amount - just once - and then you stop paying! ------I had to look over my shoulder before this reply - safe for now but later - who knows! Just kidding, Dear.
10-14-2004, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by jojog
May I add - you pay an agreed upon amount - just once - and then you stop paying! ------I had to look over my shoulder before this reply - safe for now but later - who knows! Just kidding, Dear.
please read #22 that's been added after reading your post.
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10-14-2004, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Antonio BananaS
4. body parts never get bigger, smaller, sag nor winkle... they stay tight looking sexy all the time.
Disagree with this one!!! The corvette rear end is prone to droop and sag, due to continuous heat and gas exposure emitted by your muffler.
It a miracle that your isn't drooping or sagging yet based on this thread
Is it me or the vette???
10-14-2004, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by TkitPlz
What's a sex life? 
10-15-2004, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by wit2pz
If I'm out in public with the Vette topless, and people point and say "Wow, that is SEXY!!" it doesn't offend me one bit. If I'm out with the wife....
10-15-2004, 11:00 AM
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You forgot one! The Vette only screams when I want it to and when it does it is music to my ears and sounds great!!!
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10-15-2004, 11:12 AM
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I'm sitting here wondering to myself WHY Banana's is alone watching baseball at his house and posting discussions on the forum. Then I re-read this post and I don't wonder anymore. BTW John, I'm going to my place in Havasu this weekend until Tuesday, wanna go? Just call me and let me know.
10-15-2004, 11:18 AM
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Yes but BananaS my good friend , but how many times have your staired at your C5 and said Man you have a fat ***... so you see, something are similar
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