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Old 02-22-2012, 12:32 AM
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Oh 2 Fun
This may have been posted before but now it is the subject of a ......CAPTION CONTEST!!!! (trumpets blaring)

Come up with a better caption and WIN!!!!

(small print....prize subject to budget) In other words....nothing.

Seriously, I am your Police escort.
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:53 AM
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Son, don't you know that you can't outrun a 10 speed if you've only got a 6 speed!!!
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Old 02-22-2012, 05:48 AM
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I paced you doing 70 in a 30 zone.
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Old 02-22-2012, 07:05 AM
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You are driving in the clearly marked bike lane.
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Old 02-22-2012, 07:26 AM
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So officer........let me guess. You previously worked for Jimmie Johns.
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Old 02-22-2012, 07:47 AM
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"Sir, don't you know Corvetts are supposed to be RED! Your ticket is for driving a non-red corvette. You have 10 days to get it painted!"


Or maybe....

"Sir, if you had been driving a red corvette I wouldn't have caught you."
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:46 AM
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No problem officer.....I just stopped to pull my codes. My DIC said ABS, its probably the EBCM.
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:52 AM
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Yes... I know the registrations says I have a red car. The color fell off at the last light.
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Old 02-22-2012, 09:03 AM
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Pull key, wait 10 seconds
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:16 AM
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Cop...
"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

Cop...
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

Cop...
"Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

Cop...
"You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

Cop...
"Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

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"You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
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Old 02-22-2012, 11:01 AM
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Speeder: My wife is holding my beer as i was Shifting.
Officer:next time get a cup holder.
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Old 02-22-2012, 11:05 AM
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Officer : whats that I smell
Smoker:It's not pot, must be a bad rubber burning off the tires.
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Old 02-23-2012, 10:30 AM
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Pretty clever all !!

We may need to figure out an actual winner....
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Old 02-23-2012, 10:54 AM
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Old 02-23-2012, 11:29 AM
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The Corvette driving experience . . . priceless;
Cost and embarassment from being stopped by a pedal cop . . . very expensive !!! :o:o:o:o:o:o
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Old 02-23-2012, 12:16 PM
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Um, I hope this doesn't end up on corvette Forum.
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Old 02-23-2012, 12:36 PM
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Old 02-23-2012, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by shadowman1
Um, I hope this doesn't end up on corvette Forum.
Where else is there?

Sorry, didn't realize that was your caption!
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Old 02-23-2012, 12:50 PM
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"Sir, I pulled you over to let you know that my ***** is WAY bigger than yours."
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