Bad jokes

[nickzvette]

I posted 2 bad jokes . Hows bout 1 moe. A wrestler and his manager were discusing an upcomming match . the manager said.Your going to meet the champ next week and he's famous for a new hold called the pretzel hold. Iam giing to show you how its done and you need to practice it .because no one has ever got loose from it yet.just dont get cought in it or you you will loose. At the end of the week the wrestler is in the ring and not more than 10 seconds into the match he,s cought in the pretzle hold .All of a sudden he flips the champ ,pins him and wins the match. the croud goes wild as the anouncer comes to the new champ to ask how he did it He says . WELL.I had my right arm twisted over my left shoulder, my left arm twisted over my right shoulder,my right leg bent backwards, and my left leg bentforwards I just looked up saw a pair of balls and I bit. YOU WOULD BE SUPPRISED HOW STRONG YOU GET WHEN YOU BITE YOUR OWN BALLS..

[zr1fred]

That really hurts on several levels.