Corvette ownership is already changing me
03-19-2003, 11:25 AM
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Corvette ownership is already changing me
I've only owned my Corvette for a day, and already I see myself changing. I look down on all those pathetic f-body and Mustang owners. I'm more important than everybody else on the road. Oddly enough, I seem to be losing my hair, but at least my ***** grew 3". Got more girth too.
:D
I hope nobody gets offended by this. I just got started thinking about some vette owner stereotypes and got the idea to post this. :)
:D
I hope nobody gets offended by this. I just got started thinking about some vette owner stereotypes and got the idea to post this. :)
03-19-2003, 11:27 AM
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Re: Corvette ownership is already changing me (Jim85IROC)
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and girth too?
and girth too?
03-19-2003, 12:26 PM
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Re: Corvette ownership is already changing me (Greg Johnson)
When I got the Z06 my neighbor came over to look at it and the First thing he said was: "Hey you musta got this thing so you can get all the women"
That's my favorite stereo type. People say that to ya everywhere ya you'll go with it
03-19-2003, 12:59 PM
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Re: Corvette ownership is already changing me (Ruby6spd)
Yeah, I've had mine for years and It hasn't gotten me l*&@ yet. I must be doing something wrong huh?
:steering:
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03-19-2003, 01:10 PM
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Re: Corvette ownership is already changing me (Jim85IROC)
Wait until someone yells to you in traffic to bring your daddy's Corvette home because it's a school night. :mad :rolleyes:
03-19-2003, 01:14 PM
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Re: Corvette ownership is already changing me (Jim85IROC)
and I'll bet you can't stop smiling while you drive either. :D
03-19-2003, 01:24 PM
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Re: Corvette ownership is already changing me (Jim85IROC)
I've only owned my Corvette for a day, and already I see myself changing. I look down on all those pathetic f-body and Mustang owners. I'm more important than everybody else on the road. Oddly enough, I seem to be losing my hair, but at least my ***** grew 3". Got more girth too.
:D
:)
:D
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03-19-2003, 01:27 PM
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Re: Corvette ownership is already changing me (rainsux89)
Wait until someone yells to you in traffic to bring your daddy's Corvette home because it's a school night. :mad :rolleyes:
I've honestly never had anybody make one bad comment about my age, but then I don't really look my age either. Here's me in my car very shortly after I bought it in January 2001. Do I look 19?
Glad you're enjoying your car. It is so much more than just a car, it's a community.
03-19-2003, 02:17 PM
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Re: Corvette ownership is already changing me (96 Collector Edition)
I've only owned my Corvette for a day, and already I see myself changing. I look down on all those pathetic f-body and Mustang owners. I'm more important than everybody else on the road. Oddly enough, I seem to be losing my hair, but at least my ***** grew 3". Got more girth too.
:D
:)
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great...save money on the Viagra :lolg: :lolg: :lolg: :lolg: :lolg: :lol: :lol: :lol:
03-19-2003, 02:36 PM
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Re: Corvette ownership is already changing me (Jim85IROC)
LOL as my first post here, I would agree, bought my first one last November and being outside Chicago this is the first week of driving it. I actually bought that one from a member here that was known as the Frakenvette on ebay. I have redone the interior to new. Pictures up soon.
I bought a wrecked 1985 white vette last month and am ending up parting as it had too much rear damage.
And as of today have another 1985 black Z51 coming next week...I guess that gives me about 9"...yipee :cheers:
[Modified by ChiMan, 7:36 PM 3/19/2003]
I bought a wrecked 1985 white vette last month and am ending up parting as it had too much rear damage.
And as of today have another 1985 black Z51 coming next week...I guess that gives me about 9"...yipee :cheers:
[Modified by ChiMan, 7:36 PM 3/19/2003]
03-19-2003, 04:44 PM
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Re: Corvette ownership is already changing me (Aaron71771)
Girth is good.. :yesnod: ..and remember..the more hair you lose, the more head you get.. :thumbs: :lolg:
03-19-2003, 05:32 PM
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Re: Corvette ownership is already changing me (Jim85IROC)
I know just what you mean. I felt like a poser at first cuz I wasnt cool enuff to own/drive a vette. But Im cool enuff now :D
03-19-2003, 07:15 PM
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Re: Corvette ownership is already changing me (kittmaster)
:iagree:
Its a weird transition, wait til mod fever hits
Kitt
Its a weird transition, wait til mod fever hits
Kitt