Just good for a laugh
05-30-2011, 10:29 PM
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Just good for a laugh
A Delaware senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette
convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the
road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing
the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he
saw a Delaware State Trooper, blue lights flashing and
siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then
120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too
old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle
and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch,
then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is
Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding - a
reason I've never before heard - I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said, "Three years ago,
my wife ran off with a Delaware State Trooper. I thought
you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the
road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing
the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he
saw a Delaware State Trooper, blue lights flashing and
siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then
120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too
old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle
and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch,
then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is
Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding - a
reason I've never before heard - I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said, "Three years ago,
my wife ran off with a Delaware State Trooper. I thought
you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
05-31-2011, 08:44 AM
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06-02-2011, 08:29 AM
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Girl gets pulled over by cop and as he walks back to the car to write her a speeding ticket, she says, "Can you also get me two tickets to the State Police ball?"
Cop comes back and says "Sorry miss, but State Police don't have *****..."
Cop comes back and says "Sorry miss, but State Police don't have *****..."
