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Old 07-13-2010, 09:37 AM
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While on my way to work today, I saw an old riceburner ("TOY"ota) with a huge wing on the back. Typical primered body, aftermarket tailights, and a large fartpipe muffler. When it passed me with it's super sonic speed , I could see the wing was ready to fall off. At the next light, it did fall off. I guess the big speaker vibrations took their toll! So out jumps this junior gangsta wannabee. As he is trying to fix the high performance wing, his big baggy pants fall down too! At this point everyone at the corner redlight is laughing at him. He gets mad at us and starts going back to his car door,(with his pants still around his big oversized shoes). Yep! He tripped and fell down because of the chain hanging on his pants. The question here is........would you have helped this overgrown kid with his situation? As for me, no way.
Old 07-13-2010, 09:49 AM
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Thats pretty funny. Thats just another thing thats great about living in a free country like the good ole` USA. People are free to make asses of themselves at any time, & many do.
Old 07-13-2010, 10:06 AM
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Dang that would have been an awesome epic fail video.
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No, he has plenty of energy and "down-force" for self-help.
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Originally Posted by Aardwolf
Dang that would have been an awesome epic fail video.
Absolutely
Old 07-13-2010, 11:38 AM
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Thanks, I am having a S#&%y day, visualizing that made me laugh and I needed it.
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corvettes have been equipped with those spoilers too so don't laugh to hard.

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All I can say is laugh
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Originally Posted by FOURSPEEDVETTE
The question here is........would you have helped this overgrown kid with his situation? As for me, no way.
Sure... I'd have offered him a can of gasoline and a match!
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I seen an old man tell a young man to pull up his pants in a public venue, and the kid went nuts, and cussed out the old man. I am 2 times the kid's size, and suggested he pull up his pants, and try his thug tactics else where.

Does no good to help the foolish. pearls in front of swine.
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Originally Posted by FOURSPEEDVETTE
While on my way to work today, I saw an old riceburner ("TOY"ota) with a huge wing on the back. Typical primered body, aftermarket tailights, and a large fartpipe muffler. When it passed me with it's super sonic speed , I could see the wing was ready to fall off. At the next light, it did fall off. I guess the big speaker vibrations took their toll! So out jumps this junior gangsta wannabee. As he is trying to fix the high performance wing, his big baggy pants fall down too! At this point everyone at the corner redlight is laughing at him. He gets mad at us and starts going back to his car door,(with his pants still around his big oversized shoes). Yep! He tripped and fell down because of the chain hanging on his pants. The question here is........would you have helped this overgrown kid with his situation? As for me, no way.


thats almost too funny to be true
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You should of taken cell phome pics
Thread is nowhere with out them
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Man that's awesome.
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Epic!
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Some people live a loose lifestyle. Help em? ........... Green Light, gotta go


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I have a little girl, nine yrs old. My biggest fear is that his little brother will show up at the door for prom some day.
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I wish I could have seen that!!
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I have a little girl, nine yrs old. My biggest fear is little brother will show up at the door for prom some day.


this and a shovel propped by the door will usually see them on their way.


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