The C4..... Poetry In Motion
12-10-2009, 07:18 PM
#22
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St. Jude Donor '09-'10, '14
I have a hard start and ask myself why
It starts up good and then it just dies
I've done all the checks, checked for codes and ran fuel
I'm scratching my head and I look like a fool
I've ask all the experts here for advice
They say check this not once but twice
They ask me for codes but I tell them there's none
They say oh no, there has to be one
So I look through my book from the front to the rear
Say the heck with it all and have one more beer
As the night begins to come to an end
I figure it out, I'm on the road again
I have one more beer just to celebrate
Gotta go to bed now because it is late
But I decide to go for a drive
Just so I know we are both still alive
Life is good, now will someone do a carfax for me
It starts up good and then it just dies
I've done all the checks, checked for codes and ran fuel
I'm scratching my head and I look like a fool
I've ask all the experts here for advice
They say check this not once but twice
They ask me for codes but I tell them there's none
They say oh no, there has to be one
So I look through my book from the front to the rear
Say the heck with it all and have one more beer
As the night begins to come to an end
I figure it out, I'm on the road again
I have one more beer just to celebrate
Gotta go to bed now because it is late
But I decide to go for a drive
Just so I know we are both still alive
Life is good, now will someone do a carfax for me
Last edited by RetiredSFC 97; 12-10-2009 at 07:21 PM.
12-10-2009, 07:27 PM
#23
Le Mans Master
I have a hard start and ask myself why
It starts up good and then it just dies
I've done all the checks, checked for codes and ran fuel
I'm scratching my head and I look like a fool
I've ask all the experts here for advice
They say check this not once but twice
They ask me for codes but I tell them there's none
They say oh no, there has to be one
So I look through my book from the front to the rear
Say the heck with it all and have one more beer
As the night begins to come to an end
I figure it out, I'm on the road again
I have one more beer just to celebrate
Gotta go to bed now because it is late
But I decide to go for a drive
Just so I know we are both still alive
Life is good, now will someone do a carfax for me
It starts up good and then it just dies
I've done all the checks, checked for codes and ran fuel
I'm scratching my head and I look like a fool
I've ask all the experts here for advice
They say check this not once but twice
They ask me for codes but I tell them there's none
They say oh no, there has to be one
So I look through my book from the front to the rear
Say the heck with it all and have one more beer
As the night begins to come to an end
I figure it out, I'm on the road again
I have one more beer just to celebrate
Gotta go to bed now because it is late
But I decide to go for a drive
Just so I know we are both still alive
Life is good, now will someone do a carfax for me
12-10-2009, 07:33 PM
#24
Drifting
My old Eighty-Four
doesn't zoom anymore,
on the ramps through the winter it sits!
In the spring if it starts
without adding new parts,
I'll enjoy cruising instead of the fits!
doesn't zoom anymore,
on the ramps through the winter it sits!
In the spring if it starts
without adding new parts,
I'll enjoy cruising instead of the fits!
Last edited by SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84; 12-10-2009 at 07:53 PM.
12-10-2009, 08:24 PM
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I bought a Corvette,
a few days after we met,
it is a 93 and I thought it was me,
maybe in my dreams, but lifes not what it seems,
so it's my escape and it runs like a raped ape,
6 speed for when I feel the need,
a full tank will get me far and it makes me feel like a highway star.
a few days after we met,
it is a 93 and I thought it was me,
maybe in my dreams, but lifes not what it seems,
so it's my escape and it runs like a raped ape,
6 speed for when I feel the need,
a full tank will get me far and it makes me feel like a highway star.
12-10-2009, 09:22 PM
#26
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Location: Salt Lake City Utah
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2020 C3 of the Year Finalist - Unmodified
2019 C3 of Year Finalist (stock)
I love my 300 horses
It gets looks from so many sources
But some have a way
of yelling as I say
A C5 still feels like a Taurus
It gets looks from so many sources
But some have a way
of yelling as I say
A C5 still feels like a Taurus
12-11-2009, 08:22 AM
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12-11-2009, 01:29 PM
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Le Mans Master
12-11-2009, 02:13 PM
#31
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Black '84 the Craigslist ad said
Black I thought...hmm, different than red
Called the number, nutz, my friend beat me to her
went to his house for a vette tour
Friend calls one day, says "want to buy it?"
I says back, "hell yeah, but first let me try it."
"What's crossfire" I ask as he hands me the keys
Dunno he says, go ahead drive as you please
Did some research and said what the heck
I went to his house and cut him a check
With a smile on my face and gas in the tank
I got a cool vette that's not owned by the bank
Black I thought...hmm, different than red
Called the number, nutz, my friend beat me to her
went to his house for a vette tour
Friend calls one day, says "want to buy it?"
I says back, "hell yeah, but first let me try it."
"What's crossfire" I ask as he hands me the keys
Dunno he says, go ahead drive as you please
Did some research and said what the heck
I went to his house and cut him a check
With a smile on my face and gas in the tank
I got a cool vette that's not owned by the bank
12-11-2009, 02:30 PM
#32
Le Mans Master
Black '84 the Craigslist ad said
Black I thought...hmm, different than red
Called the number, nutz, my friend beat me to her
went to his house for a vette tour
Friend calls one day, says "want to buy it?"
I says back, "hell yeah, but first let me try it."
"What's crossfire" I ask as he hands me the keys
Dunno he says, go ahead drive as you please
Did some research and said what the heck
I went to his house and cut him a check
With a smile on my face and gas in the tank
I got a cool vette that's not owned by the bank
Black I thought...hmm, different than red
Called the number, nutz, my friend beat me to her
went to his house for a vette tour
Friend calls one day, says "want to buy it?"
I says back, "hell yeah, but first let me try it."
"What's crossfire" I ask as he hands me the keys
Dunno he says, go ahead drive as you please
Did some research and said what the heck
I went to his house and cut him a check
With a smile on my face and gas in the tank
I got a cool vette that's not owned by the bank
Thats pretty good.
12-11-2009, 02:40 PM
#34
Race Director
Back in the year 67
Got a black Vette, it was heaven.
My ol man says "they ride rough"
But it was enough
To get those blonde chicks
Who like to play tricks
And go for a ride in the sun.
Got a black Vette, it was heaven.
My ol man says "they ride rough"
But it was enough
To get those blonde chicks
Who like to play tricks
And go for a ride in the sun.
12-11-2009, 05:00 PM
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AND the winner is.........................
Sheri
cos with a belly that flat
i'm flat on my back
tongue hanging out
no words coming out
plus have you guys seen them legs !!
so in all female+long legs+vette driver = WINNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheri
cos with a belly that flat
i'm flat on my back
tongue hanging out
no words coming out
plus have you guys seen them legs !!
so in all female+long legs+vette driver = WINNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!