bogus

Canadian, eh.

That's cool! It PROVES we all have a mate somewhere!

bogus

you're just jealous.

tracktor312

I was at a bar first night new vette this blonde comes over and says she wants a ride. I say why not we get in the car and she is staring at me. I ask what is wrong she tells me I think you are the father of one of my kids. well not thinking straight I ask if she was at my batchelor party? I tell her it was peer pressure from my friends. she looks puzzled and says no I am your sons math teacher.

Midnite 88

C'mon man, you can come up with a joke newer than that.

The first time I heard that one my buddy Henry had a crazy idea about mass producing automobiles on an assembly line.

bizaro

This is Andy's 3rd win from Ron, I think they are just sending the pens back and forth. We may have another long distance relationship going on here If Andy moves to Michigan the cat is out of the bag mang.





Glad to hear all is still well Andy

FF1wms

I was in the garage working on the vette and jus kind of hanging out. My o'lady keeps coming out asking when I was going to be done and come in. I noticed each time she came out she was wearing less and less. Finally she comes out with nothing on, with a smartazz comment....."you must love that car more than me!"
I turned, with a puzzled, but serious face and replied "Well......It IS a corvette"
I still have the corvette.

bogus

I am disturbed that you are keeping score...

bogus

I want to thank my agent, my publicist, my wife, my cat and all the little people I have stomped on to get here! This is such a great feeling! I can't put words to it!

I could try, but they would be puny in comparison to the greatness achieved!