Most Evil Engineer Nomination
#61
Old Pro Solo Guy
Doorgunner,
I think you meant "after Day 18,250" !!!!! LOL
Bet yeah I get you...I am pretty sure the engineers designed these classics to last 5-8 years or so, and maybe 80k miles, certainly not 50 YEARS !
I think you meant "after Day 18,250" !!!!! LOL
Bet yeah I get you...I am pretty sure the engineers designed these classics to last 5-8 years or so, and maybe 80k miles, certainly not 50 YEARS !
#62
Advanced
Anything under that driver's side dash..... Especially the brake booster!
Nothing comes close to working on Saabs though.
Changing the ignition coil on a 9000 Turbo... it's mounted to a bracket that is shared with the brake fluid reservoir, coolant tank, and washer fluid reservoir. To the BOTTOM of that bracket. The tanks/reservoirs are underneath the AC hard lines.
Nothing comes close to working on Saabs though.
Changing the ignition coil on a 9000 Turbo... it's mounted to a bracket that is shared with the brake fluid reservoir, coolant tank, and washer fluid reservoir. To the BOTTOM of that bracket. The tanks/reservoirs are underneath the AC hard lines.
#63
Team Owner
My #1 C2/C3 WTF were they thinking.
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#64
Burning Brakes
Yes, just spent the last week and a half on the couch after tracing down a ground short. Those fuses are a bitch to get to. After I heal up, I have to go back in to finish replacing the turn signal switch. The short was in the 4 way flasher switch that's in the turn signal switch. Just wondering how easily the T.S. wiring and connector are going to go down the inside of the steering column. Can't wait.
#65
Racer
Originally Posted by doorgunner;[url=tel:1606129488
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THESE...
I hear they work great on Day 1...not so much after Day 1,700
I hear they work great on Day 1...not so much after Day 1,700
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'75 (01-13-2023)
#66
Race Director
The V8 Monza was the perfect car.
I put a set of Hookers on mine with an Edelbrock intake, Holley, and a mild street cam.
There wasn’t a corvette, Porsche or anything else that could come close on the highway and most muscle cars on the street couldn’t even get close.
The back seat folded down and with the rear hatch open, my girlfriend and I could lay back at the drive-in in total comfort.
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#67
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could reach all 8 plugs without taking anything else apart. BTW they had electronic ignition and would go a couple of years between changing, the car was a POS (frame wise) but was a blast to beat mustangs with it. Wish I still had it.
Now on the other hand, I also stuffed a V8 into a vega GT with headers, that was a PITA to change plugs and keep the headers from leaking (hitting the ground) due to low clearence
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#68
Racer
Are you kidding?
The V8 Monza was the perfect car.
I put a set of Hookers on mine with an Edelbrock intake, Holley, and a mild street cam.
There wasn’t a corvette, Porsche or anything else that could come close on the highway and most muscle cars on the street couldn’t even get close.
The back seat folded down and with the rear hatch open, my girlfriend and I could lay back at the drive-in in total comfort.
The V8 Monza was the perfect car.
I put a set of Hookers on mine with an Edelbrock intake, Holley, and a mild street cam.
There wasn’t a corvette, Porsche or anything else that could come close on the highway and most muscle cars on the street couldn’t even get close.
The back seat folded down and with the rear hatch open, my girlfriend and I could lay back at the drive-in in total comfort.
@walleyfisher , I am positive 18 year old me did not own such an exotic tool lol.
#69
Race Director
I was only pointing out the serviceability challenges from back in the day, not the driveability. I remember it being a blast. It was my friends car, but he let me drive it once in a while in return for helping him out fixing it.
@walleyfisher , I am positive 18 year old me did not own such an exotic tool lol.
@walleyfisher , I am positive 18 year old me did not own such an exotic tool lol.
I guess I should have added an LOL in there.
There were a lot of good memories in that car.
My girlfriend was also the one who talked me into buying a new Dodge surfer van conversion.
We were towing a flat bottom drag boat and doing a lot of camping at the Colorado River at the time.
Now that van was fun to work on.
You could sit in the front seats in comfort and change the plugs and do a tune up.
#70
Le Mans Master
The monza was an updated vega, I had both a small block 377 and a big block 496 both with headers and had no problem with plugs.
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#71
Racer
No offense taken. My memories are definitely colored by a bit of jealousy- my buddy had the v8 monza while I had a hatchback Vega. That car was a total pos rust bucket. It’s life ended one day when the rusted hatch folded in two from the pressure of the gas struts, showering me with glass.
Sorry for pulling this off topic. Resume bashing the most evil engineers!
Sorry for pulling this off topic. Resume bashing the most evil engineers!
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How about on a C3 the bolt between the seats that threads into the brake console from the back center compartment, you cannot find the hole to save your life
Or try to re-install the T-top storage hoops after installing new carpet
Or try to re-install the T-top storage hoops after installing new carpet
#73
Race Director
Who was the genius who came up with the idea to run a V belt between the water pump and the crank with no adjustment.
The only way to replace that belt was to remove the fan, clutch, all other accessory belts, remove the water pump pulley and replace the belt.
The only way to replace that belt was to remove the fan, clutch, all other accessory belts, remove the water pump pulley and replace the belt.
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Putting the bolt into the console first with the threads facing the rear lets you find the whole very easily.
#76
Safety Car
Keep in mind that when cars are engineered, they are not meant to be worked on by the customer. They are meant to be taken to the dealer for all repairs. The dealer garage will gladly do whatever it takes to repair the problem......and charge you by the hour. That's the plan.