I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD
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I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD
Man I am so pissed. The Vette has had the paint touched up 3 times in the last year and today I was cleaning up my barbecue grill and decided to paint the grill's handle which is weatherbeaten. So I grabed a plywood board to paint on and the beach chair behind the wood falls. :eek: I leap forward to stop the chair and the board goes smashing into the right front fender :mad . Worse yet the chair is in it's canvas case and would have done NOTHING to the paint, maybe buff out a smear but instead now I have a plainly obvious hole about the size of a pencil eraser on the fender. Touch up paint helps but it's so easy to see :mad :mad I swear sometimes I am my car's worst enemy. SO FRIGGING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!! Sorry for the rant, had to get it off my chest.
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (Cali,77,L-82)
Take a deep breath, and a deep gulp of your favorite cocktail... :cheers:
We've all done dumb butt stuff, so don't even think about running for DB President. :D Ask me how I chipped the paint on the fender above the wheel well with a tire iron, as I'm taking off the trim rings... not once... oh no... but twice :mad :mad :mad That tire iron still hasen't returned since then ... it's somewhere in orbit.. still circling the earth. :D :D :jester :jester
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We've all done dumb butt stuff, so don't even think about running for DB President. :D Ask me how I chipped the paint on the fender above the wheel well with a tire iron, as I'm taking off the trim rings... not once... oh no... but twice :mad :mad :mad That tire iron still hasen't returned since then ... it's somewhere in orbit.. still circling the earth. :D :D :jester :jester
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (Silvr77)
Thanks Silvr77. It's hard enough avoiding all the chicken heads that bump their doors into our babies, much less these stupid mistakes. :rolleyes:
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (Cali,77,L-82)
In the words of a humble Homer Simpson, "D'OHH".
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (Silvr77)
Yours musta been the West Coast Edition. I get the Mid West (dunno how they classify Ohio as Mid West) Edition quite often.
Weasle :cheers:
Weasle :cheers:
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (WeasleVette454)
well, ok, since you brought it up.... i wouldnt normally mention this.... and I cant even remember exactly which tool it was.... or how the heck I dropped it so that it hit my drivers side door and knocked a chip out of the door..... one of the worst blemishes I have on my nice paint... touched it up, but I can sure as heck still see it! :mad
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (MNJack)
don't feel bad...i gotta post a picture of my garage...it has a 'friggin guide wire from a telephone pole goin right in front of it....at first, it was so hard to get my no power steering '74 in there...really tight squeeze, but now i've gotten it down to an art...couple months ago had the vette out when this girl i was sweet on came over to the pad (figured i'd impress her with the car hahahaha!) was backin her in there (while she was watching) and put a 3 inch long scratch above the rear wheel well (hit my rinky dink work bench, i know she thought i was an idiot) needless to say, girl dumped me the next day....i still have the scratch on the rear wheel well, no girl but a cool '74 vette...i'm still happy....as roger (the second owner of my vette) said "it's better than a wife!"
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (Cali,77,L-82)
Thanks Silvr77. It's hard enough avoiding all the chicken heads that bump their doors into our babies, much less these stupid mistakes. :rolleyes:
Eddie
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (Cali,77,L-82)
As I was painting my car the otherday I refilled the cup on the gun (gravity feed) cup is on top, I forgot to put the top back on the cup. :nono: Well I spilled half the paint that was in the cup all the way down the rear quarter. I fixed it though but it was a dumb thing to do.
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (Silvr77)
That tire iron still hasen't returned since then ... it's somewhere in orbit.. still circling the earth. :D :D :jester :jester
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (Cali,77,L-82)
I feel your pain. I had my Vette on jack stands and as I was removing one I didn't slide it out far enough and lowered the Vette onto it. Lucky for me it hit the rocker panel and not the door. I re-shaped the rocker panel and all is well.
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (Cali,77,L-82)
Sorry to hear that man. :sad: I've done stupid things myself. I think the emotions work for me to embed the incident into my mind, so if another such situation occurs I will remember to look over the situation better. I find that I spot things now that I wouldn't have before, like a chair that might shift when a board is pulled. Now, you get to play with bondo! :hat
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (Rockn-Roll)
I can chime in on "dumb butt stuff" too!
I was detailing the CE and getting ready for a car show, and I must have been working too damn hard on the car to the point that I got the shakes in my hands. Had a can of touch up paint sitting on the ground, and you guessed it...kicked the damn thing all over the inside of my driver's side door! I'm running around saying "OMG! OMG!" You are NOT going to believe how I got the paint out of the carpeted part of the door neither! Acetone! Thank god it didn't munch up the carpeting and it came out. From that point on I learned real fast to NEVER put an open can of paint anywhere near your car!
I think all of us can attest to "Dumb Butt" storeis!
I was detailing the CE and getting ready for a car show, and I must have been working too damn hard on the car to the point that I got the shakes in my hands. Had a can of touch up paint sitting on the ground, and you guessed it...kicked the damn thing all over the inside of my driver's side door! I'm running around saying "OMG! OMG!" You are NOT going to believe how I got the paint out of the carpeted part of the door neither! Acetone! Thank god it didn't munch up the carpeting and it came out. From that point on I learned real fast to NEVER put an open can of paint anywhere near your car!
I think all of us can attest to "Dumb Butt" storeis!
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (luvmy82)
Okay I don't feel bad anymore. Last night I am sitting on my front porch enjoying a fresh Dos Equis lager and my neighbor across from me backs up his 911 Targa. He slowely and carefully looks back and right for upcoming traffic. Ms. Breastous Largeuos drives by on here bike in her short shorts and he concentrates on her......he backs out into a passing Dodge Caravan and POW!!!! :smash: :smash:
He's picking up parts of his left rear fender and rear bumperette. I had to go inside so as not to cry/ laugh in front of him. No it's not funny I feel his pain. But I have to award him the Chicken Head of the Month Award. :jester :crazy:
[Modified by Cali,77,L-82, 2:05 PM 8/8/2002]
He's picking up parts of his left rear fender and rear bumperette. I had to go inside so as not to cry/ laugh in front of him. No it's not funny I feel his pain. But I have to award him the Chicken Head of the Month Award. :jester :crazy:
[Modified by Cali,77,L-82, 2:05 PM 8/8/2002]
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (Cali,77,L-82)
ahhh one thing about having crappy paint I can do whatever, park where ever and drive on dirt roads.
People still comment "nice Vette" too :cheers:
People still comment "nice Vette" too :cheers:
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (Cali,77,L-82)
Okay I don't feel bad anymore. Last night I am sitting on my front porch enjoying a fresh Dos Equis lager and my neighbor across from me backs up his 911 Targa. He slowely and carefully looks back and right for upcoming traffic. Ms. Breastous Largeuos drives by on here bike in her short shorts and he concentrates on her......he backs out into a passing Dodge Caravan and POW!!!! :smash: :smash:
He's picking up parts of his left rear fender and rear bumperette. I had to go inside so as not to cry/ laugh in front of him. No it's not funny I feel his pain. But I have to award him the Chicken Head of the Month Award. :jester :crazy:
[Modified by Cali,77,L-82, 2:05 PM 8/8/2002]
He's picking up parts of his left rear fender and rear bumperette. I had to go inside so as not to cry/ laugh in front of him. No it's not funny I feel his pain. But I have to award him the Chicken Head of the Month Award. :jester :crazy:
[Modified by Cali,77,L-82, 2:05 PM 8/8/2002]
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Re: I WON DUMB BUTT OF THE WEEK AWARD (Alwyn678)
We've all been there. Sounds like on YOUR street, you men shouldn't look at girls while you're TRYING to drive! One dumb thing happened to a friend on another forum....he backed out of his garage with his door open, you can guess what happened. Have a beer on me, chill out, and fix it if you can. :cheers: