Its hump day.... Lighten up a little....
02-26-2003, 11:16 AM
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Its hump day.... Lighten up a little....
Subject: Where you live
You Live in California when...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long
it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
You Live in New York City when...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State
Building.
3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus
Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is "nature"
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language
makes you multi-lingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
You Live in Maine when...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.
You Live in the Deep South when...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2."ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?"
4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty
Jean, etc.
You live in Colorado when...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain b ike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops
at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
You live in the Midwest when...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It
was different!"
You live i n Florida when...
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
You Live in California when...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long
it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
You Live in New York City when...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State
Building.
3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus
Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is "nature"
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language
makes you multi-lingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
You Live in Maine when...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.
You Live in the Deep South when...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2."ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?"
4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty
Jean, etc.
You live in Colorado when...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain b ike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops
at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
You live in the Midwest when...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It
was different!"
You live i n Florida when...
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
02-26-2003, 11:36 AM
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Re: Its hump day.... Lighten up a little.... (achapman)
Some of those are very funny :lol: Especially the ones that apply to the area in which you live. I've got one to add-to the Midwest section.
* You have, or know someone that has, hit a deer with their car!!! Brian
* You have, or know someone that has, hit a deer with their car!!! Brian
02-26-2003, 12:20 PM
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Re: Its hump day.... Lighten up a little.... (achapman)
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5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
We have more of these in New Jersey then in FLA....
We call them " Blue Hair's & "Q" Tips"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
We have more of these in New Jersey then in FLA....
We call them " Blue Hair's & "Q" Tips"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
02-26-2003, 04:14 PM
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Re: Its hump day.... Lighten up a little.... (achapman)
:lol: Andy, what, do you think you are going to be snowed in come Friday and wanted to get your Friday funnies in early? :lol: There seems to be a lot of truth in that list :lol:
02-27-2003, 11:36 AM
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Re: Its hump day.... Lighten up a little.... (achapman)
He's.......back. On the Colorado one, however, I would suggest you change "Colorado" to "Boulder"....... THEN, it would be accurate!!! :thumbs:
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02-27-2003, 02:55 PM
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Re: Its hump day.... Lighten up a little.... (Blkblt)
He's.......back. On the Colorado one, however, I would suggest you change "Colorado" to "Boulder"....... THEN, it would be accurate!!! :thumbs:
Jeff
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