Joemac8

Six7390gt

Railroadman

I have, countless times, and can still recall the "ca-shoop" sound it made going into the can.

Roger Walling

Barry's70LT1

zardun

Yep! I can still hear that sound as well.

63 340HP

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 !!!

A man walks into a pharmacist with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of
3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for High School boys, one
for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for university men," the dad answers, TWO
for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?"
he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
"Those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March......









Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. it’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. it’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. it’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. it’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. it’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.















A man and his wife moved back home to Cork, from London.

The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was $2000.00 a year!

When they arrived in Cork, they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would
cost to insure the wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, $39.00.

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Ireland to insure,
because it cost him $2000.00 in England!

The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said
‘well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.

Stev-o

Good stuff! Thx for posting

toddalin

Vette5311